Disaster Chicken

I’m only here for positive LEGO rap Hiding under the bed and squeezing the calf with LEGO hands since 1987

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Person: “You do know that Destroy Dick December is about dudes jerking off right?”

Me having already killed 37 Richards this holiday season: what

[lordchickenbits-blog]

get ready bitches

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Person: “You do know that Destroy Dick December is about dudes jerking off right?”

Me having already killed 37 Richards this holiday season: what

[thescoresquad]

Vibe City, New Jersey 🏴☠️

Asbury, NY | 11.15.18

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Reblog if you think chicken McNuggets are sexy

[lordchickenbits-blog]

I’m deleting you irl.

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Is it possible to flex on FlexTape? Asking for a friend

[lordchickenbits-blog]

I’ve already told you this.

Do you ever just keep your boat whole to flex on FlexTape commercials?

Do you ever work like you say you’re going to to flex on FlexTape.

Dumbass.

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Sorry kids I only listen to real music

*puts on How Bad Can I Be from The Lorax*

[lordchickenbits-blog]

Bitch I was the one who put the song on hush and go back to listening to the Dora soundtrack

[thebigtortilla-blog]

If you pick scissors first when playing rock, paper, scissors you’re a lesbian

[lordchickenbits-blog]

Bitch don’t call me out

[unpredictablememes]

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Unpopular Opinion:

The chicken nugget lunchables are amazing and pineapple belongs on pizza

[lordchickenbits-blog]

I’m disowning you. Cold chicken nuggets are a disgrace to yours truly, Lord Chicken Bits, And uhhh, if you like pineapple on pizza you’re straight sorry

[uernard-brine]

So sad that Dallon and Kenneth will no longer be part of the band. But let’s be positive, wecolme to the band Mike! ( let’s not forget to mention how cute he is)

[redconverrse]

Carl Azuz

Reblog if you agree

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Positive LEGO rap is the only rap I’ll listen to

[lordchickenbits-blog]

Bitch don’t come for my branding I’ll fuckin fight you

[thescoresquad]

ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW MUSIC VIDEO

The Score will drop their music video for their latest single “Stronger” this Thursday - October 4, 2018. (x)

[lordchickenbits-blog]

So I asked @thebigtortilla for help with what chemical reactions are, and so she wrote this for me.

Thanks Ash. Guess I’ll never forget this now

[admiralrainbow]

[nano-hero-deactivated20220605]

no words needed.

goodbye.

[cryptid-crusader]

This is the best one.

[sylphy]

@it-a

[thebigtortilla-blog]

@lordchickenbits

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I love this more than I love myself

[thebigtortilla-blog]

Do people have sex to despacito or no

[lordchickenbits-blog]

White People be like: despacito on this dick

[2-shane-s]