You will not break me;

"While we may not choose our family, that bond can be our greatest strength or our deepest regret. This unfortunate truth has haunted me for as long as I can recall." tag: lordelijahmikaelson. [ This is an indie The Originals rp blog. I will interact with anyone from any fandom. mun is 24, nsfw will be tagged/under cut ] Time zone: central european time (gmt +1) status: [online.]

[wolfskinnedxdoe-archive-blog]

         I’ll do [ anything ] for the sake of protecting you                                                      ♛                                                                 If I must become ＥＶＩＬ, this is something I will do.

[miscellanyofmusings]

ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀs sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇᴅ     ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴇs       ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ʙʏ ᴀ                                               ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ

[lordelijahmikaelson]

[ Like for a random starter with Elijah. Shoot me a message if you have setting/plot suggestions etc. ]

[oberelias-deactivated20201114]

3.04 | sirelines + environments

[niklausroyals]

[lordelijahmikaelson]

It’s officially November and look who I’ve decided to bring back to life:

[lordelijahmikaelson]

Inbox: (1)

Me: hoe don't do it

Message: hi how are you? Can I ask you a favor? I'm a video game developer and I was wondering if you could test out the game on my blog to make sure it works? It will only take you a few seconds. Thank you :)

Me: oh my god

[lordelijahmikaelson]

Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

[dear-indies]

Reblog if you're an indie TVD/TO RP account.

[lordelijahmikaelson]

We are creating a masterlist for every TVD/TO roleplayer.

The list is here. 

[lordelijahmikaelson]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT MY EMAIL AND THOUGHT I LOST ACCESS TO THIS ACCOUNT :(

stupid me.

[lordelijahmikaelson]

Like this for a starter :)

...or message me if you want to plot.

[lovegoodisms]

Ten Things I Hate About You -- Sentence Memes

[lordelijahmikaelson]

"Make anyone cry today?"

"It’s not everyday you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention."

"Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want."

"Just ‘cause you’re beautiful, that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like they don’t matter."

"I don’t like to do what people expect."

"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind."

"Tell me something true."

"Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"

"We’ll dance, we’ll kiss, we’ll come home. It’s not quite the crisis situation you imagine."

"Well maybe you’re not afraid of me but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked, huh?"

"You don’t buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."

"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."

"Wow, is this what a bar looks like?"

""Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That’s a direct quote."

"I warned him that if he told anyone, the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is!"

"You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?"

"I dazzled him with my… wits."

"You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know?"

[willparry]

[lordelijahmikaelson]

infinite elijah scenes

We deserve to live. We are better than they are. // Are we?

[clintftnatasha]

Elijah and Hope (2x09)

[dappyhappy]

#the real favorite is all five [x]

[lordelijahmikaelson]

“I don’t know how to love very well. “

"I'm sorry to hear that. I knew, once. But not anymore. We seem to have that in common."

[queenxregina-blog]

Sentence Meme || The Regina Mills Edition.

[lordelijahmikaelson]

“The only reason I made a deal with you, [ insert name here ] , is because I wanted results.”

“I think I would remember if my mother told me she had a love child with a scarecrow.” 

“I always believe that evil isn’t born. It’s made.” 

“Evil doesn’t always look evil. Sometimes it’s staring right at us, and we don’t even realize it.” 

“I want you to answer one question. And answer it simply. What’s your name?” 

“Finally something we both can agree on.” 

“It’s not an enchanted box, it’s a phone tap.” 

“She always wanted the best for me. That’s love.” 

“Whatever they’re offering you, it’s not worth it.”

“The town charter clearly states, “The mayor shall appoint…” “ 

“You broke our deal.” 

“You created the curse for me, the curse that brought us here and built all this. “ 

“A monthly juice cleanse. Does wonders for the skin.” 

“We have history together.” 

“How would you like a glass of the best apple cider you ever tasted? “ 

“Magic here is unpredictable. “ 

“And what, you’ll win her over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers? “ 

“A good witch covers her tracks, but a better one can uncover them.” 

"I do hope you like apples." 

“I’m sorry. I’m not well versed in cons. Unlike you, I never spent time in prison. “ 

“You think you’re some heroic prince? Please. You’re nothing but the son of a shepherd. “ 

“I don’t know how to love very well. “

“I don’t want her life! I want a life of my own. “ 

"I’m in no mood." 

"Maybe you should be less concerned with hats, and more concerned with taking care of my son. "

"Well how about that? Your pleases have lost their punch."