Asian Invasion 2k15

Calculate the derivative of that bad attitude

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[buzzfeed]

[tonyhawksproskaterfour-deactiva]

[bellygangstaboo]

[glamazonjesus]

[frappuccinio]

Me: trying to focus in class. Gremlin that runs my brain: Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They’re the modern Stone Age family.

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

[harryedward]

Solange need to kachow Jay Z’s ugly ass again

[noohdles-deactivated20170728]

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[imsoshive]

y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

[cherrry-garcia]

[lagoonas-deactivated20220915]

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

[fivelungs-blog]

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

[youngwhiteboi]

[shezbisexual-deactivated2020021]

[7mangoes]

MEEEEEEEEHHEEE

[addelburgh]

[ninetails-deactivated20240104]

They live in harmony

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

me and my mutuals in our commune

[lordeofthechinchillas]

anime woman: *has a baby*

anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character

anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........

anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*