Lord Green Slime Mold's Lair

they/he | 20 | arospec polygender transmasc butch freak | audhd

[lordgreenslimemold]

Welcome 👽

you can call me Greenie

I make art sometimes and like to post random funnies that pop in my head, often when I'm high

I also reblog alot of whatever I'm into at the moment and/or generally run into

[lordgreenslimemold]

my thirsty ass could not live in the yukon

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

[lordgreenslimemold]

influenza pussy got me feeling feverish and unregulated

[shencomix]

Beastars Alternative Ending

Legoshi was in the crowd, and the horse guy was speaking. The horse guy said "I will now select the next Beastar." Legoshi did not know what the position of Beastar entailed or what it was or how someone was picked for it. "But i know it is important since that is what the series is called" thought Legoshi. "You," said the horse, pointing at Legoshi, "are the nexf Beastar, because of all of the stuff you did." Legoshi widened his eyes as everyone turned to him and clapped. "Haru," he remembered, "i will always remember you," as he remembered how he and Haru were eating ice cream earlier and Haru got swept into the sky by an unnamed falcon character.

[lordgreenslimemold]

aw man I'm fresh out of eye of newt

does anybody know any substitutes

[lordgreenslimemold]

it's the holiday season (the holiday season)

and whoop-dee-do

and dickory dock

and don't forget

to bring out the sock

Santa's got one hell of a cock!

he'll be cummin' down your chimney down!!!!! (he'll be cummin' down your chimney down!!)

[cuddledhormone]

Butchzilla lol

[lordgreenslimemold]

It's Weird Freak Winter!!!!!

It's just about upon us now! Combat seasonal depression with embracing being a weird freak and feeling like a weirdo creep inside in the cold!!! yay!

[lordgreenslimemold]

oh boy I sure am glad there is nothing significant going on today on my November 5th! I will not be taunted by memories of anything significant related to a popular gay tv show!

[lordgreenslimemold]

visited home and slept in my own bed for the first time in a couple months and I had a dream where all I remember is I really ended up hating wes borland. like I remember being incredibly angry at him and idk why but it was definitely on a personal level

[lordgreenslimemold]

mesmerize. Mesmerize is the system of a down album you're supposed to listen to when you're high it's the weed album. the weed album. mesmerize by system of a down is the SOAD weed album. It's mesmerize. Because it's the best one to listen to while you're high. they made it like that bc it's mesmerize and they did it on purpose. holy mountains

[lordgreenslimemold]

she perpen my dic til i ular

[lordgreenslimemold]

what if instead of lizalfos they were called rizzalfos and they were cunty sigma

[lordgreenslimemold]

post-grindr-hookup with a very considerate nonbinary person i have come to the conclusion that i may be on the asexual spectrum in some way shape or form but im taking like 13 credits rn so i dont have time to worry about that

[scramratz]

[lordgreenslimemold]

do you think their periods ever synced up