hidan

do you have a minute to talk about my lord and saviour jashin nik|19|♌️🌞|♈️🌙

[menthamauve]

Yes, this is a black-haired Hidan. And what will you do to me? LOL!   

[venustasio]

💋

[sunnizawa]

Orochimaru | Lockscreen Set

— Please do not repost!

[kutuya]

そういう日らしいんで。

[amareich]

it’s time to admit: if Kakashi and Itachi are stolen my heart, Orochimaru is stolen MY DAMN SOUL HE’s JUST a DEITY AND I CAN ONLY LOOK ADMIRINGLY AT HIM AND DIE FROM THE UNIVERSAL ALL-CONSUMING LOVE

My beautiful snake-baby My underrated genius My poor misunderstood boy (っ╥﹏╥)っ

[adobetrash]

another one of 4 new comics for @ramendayszine 

[dual-polarity]

Log’s Snaps 1/2/3/?

He should be more active on social media imo

(from this clip)

[dual-polarity]

Bonus:

[hong5mu]

their anime interactions are hilariously chilled out now so it’s my headcanon that naruto let orochimaru off cuz his weed is the best and now they have a weekly bender where they talk about their kids and naruto lets off steam about his very hard job and sometimes they talk about jiraiya and sasuke if theyve done enough drugs 

[orochimarufacts]

Tale of how Orochimaru got pardoned

Naruto: Right. Now we’ve gotta deal with HIM *points at Orochimaru*

Orochimaru: Oh i was just gonna bounce if that’s cool

Naruto; That is not “””cool.”” It’s the end of the line, ya dastardly old bastard. How do you answer to all your horrible war crimes and murders and so on

Orochimaru: ah…. you got me….

Naruto:

Orochimaru: ……………….you just got pranked!

Naruto: WHATTTTTTTTTTT

Orochimaru: GOT YOU! THE WHOLE PAST 30 YEARS OF MY CRIMES WERE A BIG PRANK!

Naruto: OMFFGGGGGBVKXJDNDJDJJSN GUYS ARE YOU HEARING THIS… HE GOT US SO GOOD… BRO THAT WAS EPIC YOU HAD US ALL GOINGGGGGGG IM TOTALLY EMBARASSED RN

Kakashi: Naruto he killed people

Naruto: Aw man you just don’t get the humour. Game respect game. Someone give this guy a mansion. The day they make comedy illegal is the day I resign

Kakashi: You’re not even hokage yet

Orochimaru: He’s not hokage yet? Now THATS the real joke

Naruto; I know right

[godaime-obito]

上课摸的蛇叔。我真•本命女神没错了，虽然官方丸子头超好看（人妻）但还是喜欢私设马尾 超好看！！！ 衣服私设

Art and caption from 莘泉 on lofter, they allow properly credited, noncommercial, non-derivative reposts according to creative commons BY-NC-ND 2.5. The original source is linked as the content source of this post.

[hong5mu]

public enemy #1 now in max security 

[espikvlt]

Y’all ask me why I find Orochimaru attractive, so let’s count the ways:

Silky Soft, Groomed Hair

Cheekbones That Could Cut Glass

Skin Like Literal Ivory

Make-up Game On Point

Fashion Game On Point

Eyes Look Like Damn Gemstones

Sexy Tongue

Perfect Teeth

Body Like UNF

Come on, really.

This is the babeliest babe to ever babe.

[serpentinthetree]

All of these reasons.

…Except he doesn’t wear makeup. 

[orochimarubae]

I relate to this post so well honestly.

I would like to add that he has a laugh which could pierce the heavens and coax angels to sing.

[orochimarubae]

Kabuto! Come with me! We’ll go frolicking into the sunset!

[hong5mu]

feeling emo about post-canon orokabu hours

[naruhinaluvrx]

Kabuto:*holds up Naruto*This kid has insane stamina and recovery that we could use to our advantage in experiments,he has the Nine-Tails’ Chakra that we can mess with,his mentality is actually really easy to manipulate,and you could even use him as bait to lure in Sasuke. Put Naruto in danger and have Sasuke train in the village so you don’t have to waste your own energy teaching his body things you already know.

Orochimaru:*nods*

Kimimaro:*holds up Sasuke*This one has a Sharingan,which you’ll probably lose after three years cause you never talk about actually just taking his eyes.

Orochimaru:*points at Sasuke*I want that one.

[sky00asara]

Other than having an emotional meltdown when I lost the first draft, I’m pretty happy right now. So this piece of fan art is for “Bite” by @blackkatmagic , cause they are awesome and I love it. Please enjoy and thank you so much!!😊🤗

[hellviper]

There comes a point in every Orochimaru fanboy’s life where he does a facepalm and goes, “Oh shit I’m Kabuto.”