First…Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cos Lord Lion Frenzy is having a remarkable hair day. So ladies and gentlemen (yeah gentlemen, Lord Lion Frenzy said gentlemen too. Lord Lion Frenzy is a real dick magnet, and there ain’t nuttin wrong with that, homophobe) please try and control yourselves, there is enough of the Lord of Total Fuckin Darkness and so much other bitchin shit to go around. So take a number and get in line. If Lord Lion Frenzy’s mom sees you waiting outside her front door and comes outside to ask you what you are doing, just act cool. She’s old and will forget you were there, so it’s all gravy.
Second tumblr and youtube have teamed up to be the ultimate pricks of the century. They are now team dipshit according to Lord Lion Frenzy. They are all censoring Lord Lion Frenzy and not letting Lord Lion Frenzy post vids up on hurr. Bullshit I know, but Lord Lion Frenzy is limited on time (cos there is so much evil shit one can accomplish in one day, especially when you gotta do chores first and then apply corpse paint) and won’t bitch about it.
Anyways, let’s do this shit.
Today we got a sweet ass flick here. Shits totally off the chain. Before you watch let Lord Lion Frenzy entertain you with a quick rundown of the plot.
As you already god damn know that when the Star Emperor during his residence in Salzburg requested an audience with the Blood Pope in downtown Belgrade the Blood Pope refused this summit. Why the fuck would he do this? Well yeah, there appears to be a hypocrisy, which Lord Lion Frenzy shall attempt to explain, so don’t get your panties in a bunch.
To start, power can only be acquired in a technocratic environment through the disembodying of the reduction of the flesh to an algebraic x. Now keep up here this is some import shit. By engaging in a summit with each character within this film the non-technocratic, environmental setting of the disembodied body would then be re-embodied. The algebraic x of the technocracy would become flesh again, and in this all power within technocracy would be lost. Even though an omnipotent technocracy disgusts characters of the film, they still must maintain that algebraic x. This is where shit just goes south for one fuckin dude.
The local farmers association (unionized bitches!) was granted dictatorial powers by the Blood Pope over the land and their first move as dictators was to contact this dude that likes to run around the local red light district and find out his availability. Every union demands a man who understands the mental aspect of holy war, who understand that transcendental deduction shit Kant wrote about, who understands that it is necessary to rip out someone’s stomach and consume their intestines like one would dine on the finest Bulgarian cuisine (yeah Lord Lion Frenzy thinks these fuckers are all cannibals. Scary shit). The man they sought has to be a poet warrior. One who read Dostoyevsky. One who read Heidegger. One that can mutilate that dude from Degrassi (who started that kick ass #yolo shit) in a bar fight in a desolate farming community field. When one looks in his eyes you can see the finest hue of summer light and the apocalyptic nuclear holocaust simultaneously. The farmers found their man who had just got done scouring the local red light district. And after some chitchat back and forth the dude was cool with helping out.
That gets you up to speed and where you should start watching the shit. This shit is what it would have been like is Jodorowsky directed the opening scene of Monster Squad and everyone spoke some dumb language other than awesome. Lord Lion Frenzy did all the work for you already and cued that fucker up. So drop your raspberry parfait and just click the link above and watch it…with your eyes.
