Klarion … Bah! Bah! Bah! The Witch-boy!

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detailed info !

name - klarion bleak

age / birthday - 16 / July 7, 1994

pronouns - he/him

gender - cis male

sexuality - asexual aromantic

status - single

occupation - ex-criminal turned gamer ?

family - charity bleak ( mother ), beulah bleak ( sister ), jason blood ( “uncle” ) harley quinn aka “red mom” ( mother figure #1 ), poison ivy aka “green mom” ( mother figure #2)

friends - timothy drake, ariella kent, rachel roth

backstory -

Born in limbotown, a underground town isolated from the rest of the world by a magical barrier. klarion was always the outcast. the black sheep of the witch coven, if you will. for you see; klarion was a free minded thinker and beyond that, a troublemaker. the leaders did not like either of those things. always being disencouraged, especially by Submissionary Judah.

After being chased by a Horigal, ending up in the subway system of Manhattan, almost being sold into slave labor by another runaway from limbotown and letting a hive mind group of kids kill said runaway, Klarion spent a great deal of time exploring Manhattan and causing mischief.

Nowadays, Klarion spends most of his time in Gotham City as it is the most chaotic city in all of America.

likes - mischief, causing chaos, getting his way, exploring, “playing”, teekl, sushi

dislikes - adults, people ruining his fun, people threatening teekl, the police

appearance - standing at 5’7 klarion is a very slander looking teen boy. natural skin color being blue but klarion used his magic to make it appear a pale white. black hair always styled with devil horns, black eyes and very sharp figures. normally seen dressed in a formal emo/goth aesthetic with his fingernails sharp like cat claws and painted black.

Tags !

- 🔮🐈: a witch-boy and his feline companion [ in character posts ]

- 📖✍️: book of shadows [ personal musings or hcs related oorp posts ]

- 🦇🐈‍⬛: black, full of angst and ready to fight [ mention of or interaction with batman or any of the batfam members ]

-📲: reply sent [ answered ask ]

-🐧🌂: ooo, a bird! yummy! [ mention of or interaction with the penguin ]

- 🃏: sometimes a joke can be taken too far [ mention of or interaction with the joker ]

- ❓🧩: riddle me this! why are all the riddler’s riddles so easy to crack? ;; fellow curious mind [ mention of or interaction with the riddler ]

- 🕯️: shred a little light on the subject [ mention of or interaction with members of the light ]

- 🦹🦹‍♀️🦹‍♂️: we are number one! [ mention or interaction with other gotham villains ]

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he stared for a beat more before just shrugging and saying, " Alright." he knew it wasn't who he thought it was based on the voice alone and the way Zim behaved in general. He didn't care that much.

Cool. They met at a picnic. Klarion can roll with that story no problem. It sounded like something pulled together out of thin air by a child but who knows? Zim seemed small enough to be a child.

" Klarion Bleak but most people know me as Klarion the Witch-Boy. You can just call me Klarion. " he answered while sitting on his shoulders was a ginger cat who was watching the alien curiously before letting out a meow. " .. I know, Teekl, I'm getting to that." he rolled his eyes at the cat.

" Soo.. What was your name?" he raises a brow, squinting right back at Zim.

[irkenology]

Zim squinted. Though not at Klarion, who he did clock as different from the other hu-mans. Instead he made eye-contact with the cat. Perhaps because he had never seen a cat behave like that before. Not perched on a hu-man's shoulder. And he had never heard anyone on earth call themselves, what was it he had just said? Witch Boy?

His brain, usually zooming so fast, it could be likened to a space ship speed but having the brakes of a kiddy bicycle, pulled up what he was sure that was. Oh, right, it was that thing that did magic on stage.

"I am Zim!" he introduced himself. No danger here. Witches only pulled gophers out of hats, nothing to fear. "An ordinary, not suspicious, earth human grub-baby. Green skin is a condition. Can't be helped."

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Honestly? Based on Klarion's experience, this could all still be very much true. It may not be common for most people but he has been around metahumans, aliens and such enough to know that this little green creature was truly full of it. What is abnormal to one person could be considered normal to another but he just had this gut feeling that something was off about Zim

" Oh, yes.. that may be why I don't remember you." he started with a small smirk while his cat started to hiss when the alien looked into her eyes. " I never pay attention to the boring ones." he held his hand to look at his sharp nails, showcasing his utter lack of interest in Zim.

Klarion just wanted to see how the not-at-suspicious normal 'earth human grub-baby' would react to his words. He quite liked the combination of words Zim used though. He may use it himself at some point.

[efflaurescence]

(visibly shaken) i’m so good at pretending im okay (everyone around can see it’s evident i am in extreme emotional distress and rapidly declining) im doing so good guys

[irkenology]

the witch-boy just stares at Zim for a second. " .. do I know you? " he knows a green boy who wears pink/purple sometimes and so this wasn't very strange. he just has shit eyesight and doesn't know if this was just Garfield messing with him or not. the more Klarion squinted though, the more certain he was that this was not Garfield.

- @lordofbrattiness ( he has the eyesight of a cat lol )

Zim double-takes at the unfamiliar figure, blinking his own compound eyes. The contact lenses helped in a sense. The pollution from this planet would have made it harder to tell some of the hu-mans apart, but the shield they provided allowed him to see some of the distinctions here. This one dressed and looked distinctly from most of the others in their age range. Though like all of them, he had a hard time distinguishing gender and exact age group. He was getting better though! This wasn't exactly child! Too tall! And their hair was styled too weird. They dressed more like Dib's sister too, so much dark color, he was surprised they had approached at all.

"Eh, yes!" he answered. "We met that...one time!" he replied. He saw hu-mans do it all the time at social events. They were always clearly lying too. It's how they bonded. Telling one another obvious lies. Your outfit looks fine. You didn't sing like a horse. I don't hate your guts. Things like that! "At the... picnic!"

He had just learned what picnics even were the other day. Some dumb movie GIR had been watching.

"What was your name again?" he squinted.

[lordofbrattiness]

he stared for a beat more before just shrugging and saying, " Alright." he knew it wasn't who he thought it was based on the voice alone and the way Zim behaved in general. He didn't care that much.

Cool. They met at a picnic. Klarion can roll with that story no problem. It sounded like something pulled together out of thin air by a child but who knows? Zim seemed small enough to be a child.

" Klarion Bleak but most people know me as Klarion the Witch-Boy. You can just call me Klarion. " he answered while sitting on his shoulders was a ginger cat who was watching the alien curiously before letting out a meow. " .. I know, Teekl, I'm getting to that." he rolled his eyes at the cat.

" Soo.. What was your name?" he raises a brow, squinting right back at Zim.

[lordofbrattiness]

can your muse fight god?

Klarion has killed god and you're next.

- - -

" better watch ya back.. not that it will help ya much. ehehe! " the witch-boy found it rather amusing as he smirked to himself. he has killed plenty of god-like beings before and he will do it again.

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cuteness scale

Klarion is.... a trap

- - -

he smirked deviously at this result, giggling to himself as he did consider it to be quite accurate.

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look! guys! I made my blog look pretty! interact with me! :)

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Klarion is a sex indifferent ace in the sense of that he doesn't care what you do when it comes to sexual intercourse or whatever else that involves sex as long as it doesn't involve him in any way.

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[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

things to love:

blooming flowers

famous paintings 

genuine smiles

people that make u happy

cuddly dogs

the smell of books

colours of sunrises

the moon and the stars

yourself

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Sometimes you write Stephanie Brown into the story, thinking she is the same age as your character in 2010 but it turns out she was actually seven years old at the time.

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// the concept of Klarion being the batfam's stray cat will always and forever live rentfree in my mind

[hugs-and-squishes]

It’s important to realize that platonic love can sometimes seem a lot like romantic love.

It can make your heart pound and your stomach flutter. It can make you nervous to act upon it. It can be just as full of meaning and desire as any relationship, and it can be confusing at times, but that’s alright.

If it brings joy, that’s all that matters.

[titans-tower]

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I will try and drop a new chapter for Tale of a Witch by Halloween. Make sure to follow my anon blog, @tinywindspirit for any further details or updates!

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I say this yet I did write and post the second chapter that very night lol