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PRIVATE/SELECTIVE Lit. INDIE RP for INVADER ZIM muses. Mostly Zim*! But also Tak* and their minions GIR and MiMi! Mix of Mod's original lore, canon from series, movie & comics, & AU content! (See links & Rules before interacting). Themes in: toxic perfectionism, denial, missing memories, weaponization, dark humor, etc etc. Disclaimers: Mod is over 21+ Mature and dark themes may arise, especially in the horror area. DNI: minors, non rp blogs, fandom police, drama llamas. Anon Hate ignored/blocked. OC's & Crossovers welcome! Multi-everything, AU-friendly. If I follow you, it means I read your info/rules & am interested. <3

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LIKE if you are Interested; I will look at your blog. Rules/Info reading is mandatory for rp interaction.

pin updated: 2 / 2 / 26

Important Info, Links, Interest Checks, Opens, etc (under the cut)

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uniiicornsources-old

Send 😶 + a really uncomfortable question and my muse has to answer it

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

the-wolf-and-moon

Sh 2-279, Running Man Nebula

#vibes #rb #show must go on [queue]

thunderousmemes

✧ Injury Roleplay Starters ✧

✦ Dramatic / Tense

“Stay with me, don’t you dare close your eyes.”

“You’re bleeding—badly. Sit down before you fall down.”

“Who did this to you?”

“You’re going to be okay, I promise… just hold on.”

“That’s not a scratch, that’s a wound. Stop pretending it isn’t serious.”

“You’re losing too much blood. We need to move, now.”

“Don’t you dare die on me.”

✦ Gentle / Caring

“Here, lean on me. I’ll get you somewhere safe.”

“Let me clean that up for you.”

“I’ll bandage it as best I can, but you need a doctor.”

“Shh… it’s alright. I’ve got you.”

“You don’t have to be strong right now. Let me help.”

“Don’t move. You’ll make it worse.”

“Hold still, this is going to sting.”

✦ Confrontational

“This is what happens when you go off alone!”

“What were you thinking, throwing yourself in the middle of that?”

“You’re reckless—one day you’re not going to get back up.”

“Don’t tell me you’re fine when you can barely stand.”

“If you didn’t want me worrying, you shouldn’t have gotten hurt.”

✦ Playful / Sarcastic

“Well… you look like hell.”

“That’s one way to get my attention.”

“You’re still alive? Tougher than you look.”

“I’d say ‘you should see the other guy,’ but I think you’re worse off.”

“You really have a talent for getting into trouble, don’t you?”

“If you wanted me to fuss over you, you could’ve just asked.”

✦ Emotional / Vulnerable

“You scared me half to death… I thought I’d lost you.”

“Don’t ever do that again. Please.”

“I can’t… I can’t watch you get hurt like this anymore.”

“You could’ve died out there. Do you even care what that would’ve done to me?”

“I’ll stay here with you until you’re better. No arguments.”

“Even broken, you’re still here. That’s all that matters.”

#cw injury #ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

rpmememaker

Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

#cw torture #ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

crownmemes

Criminal Sentences, Vol. 33

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Can't you do anything discreetly?"

"I should have killed you when I had the chance."

"I killed the wrong person. Just my fucking luck."

"Have you ever shot a man who's looking you in the eyes? It's a whole different story, isn't it?"

"It's time the world knew what this family really is."

"Anything can be done for the right price."

"It's only a trap if we get caught."

"You go too far sometimes. Today was a perfect example."

"I know a monster when I see one."

"I've been asked to kill you, but I'm willing to let you go for a price."

"You have no idea how many objectives can be obtained by humiliating one's fellow man."

"In a world where you can buy an AK-47 off the internet, why use an antique like this?"

"Are you sure you want to do that?"

"You've got to be careful where you go poking. Who knows what you'll find."

"It can be hard to make friends on your first day in jail."

"What have you become?"

"I'm not in the habit of shooting people unless I'm getting paid for it."

"So this was just you testing me to see if I had any idea what I was doing?"

"One man's excessive force is another man's gentle persuasion."

"Did you think I'd be ashamed?"

"What do you get out of this?"

"Look me up. You'll find I have quite a reputation."

"You have my attention."

"You know, I can't just let you walk out that door."

"The problem with letting someone live is there's no guarantee they'll return the favour."

"I'd find it offensive if you thought I was behind this. My methods are far more sophisticated."

"I'm about to be framed."

"You have yet to acquire the skill to poison anyone in a crowded bar in plain sight."

"No one loves me, which is why I'm prepared for every kind of violence from everyone."

"So, I take it you found my home address via inappropriate means?"

"In my experience, people are more likely to crack or reveal things when they're uncomfortable."

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

thecorteztwins

Offer my muse sex advice

[Note: it doesn’t have to be good/true!]

#cw suggestive #ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

rpmusingsnstuff

game grumps ask meme.

“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!” “I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.” “Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.” “Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.” “Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?” “Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.” “I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.” “Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.” “Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.” “Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.” “Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.” “I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.” “Such a nice man we ripped off there.” “I’ll never put on pants.” “Checkers would be better with badgers.” “HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES” “She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.” “Stop dancing at me!” “I have some very important masturbating to do.” “You make me have to pee, always.” “Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.” “I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.” “You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?” “Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.” “Dude, what if hell was up?!” “I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.” “‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?” “I! WANT! MURDER!” “Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!” “This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.” “That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.” “Am I nude right now?” “It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.” “Are you here to repent for your chins?” “Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?” “This taxi is bae.” “The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.” “Jesus is my drug.” “I don’t know anything about memes.” “You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.” “I’m a milk-based life form.” “I fucked a cantaloupe once.” “Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.” “Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.” “Shut up, ya tweezer!” “And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.” “Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.” “I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.” “Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?” “Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.” “Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.” “We’ve broken several laws.” “What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!” “I’M READY TO BREED!” “‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’” “These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’” “As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.” “When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?” “If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.” “Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.” “If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!” “Water is just… air juice.” “Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?” “We hang out… we touch each other…” “Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?” “2016 is the year of the butt.” “If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.” “You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.” “Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!” “I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.” “He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.” “Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.” “What took you so long, you butt plug?!” “Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’” “Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.”” “As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.” “Like I would kill a friend… without watching.” “With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.” “I love watching you guys suffer.” “Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.” “Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.” “I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.” “Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?” “I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.” “This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.” “The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.” “Murder is a spectator sport.” “Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.” “Man, I wish anime was human history.” “99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.” “If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.” “If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.” “I am not nature. I am nurture.” “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?” “Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.” “Taco Bell cures diabetes.” “Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!” “Play for my amusement, child.” “How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.” “You’re locked the closet with the dildo!” “Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?” “You are the worst son ever.” “Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!” “Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.” “I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!” “When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.” “I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.” “Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?” “…and she’s like COVERED in butter.” “I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.” “What are the animals crossing, exactly?” “I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’” “And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.” “Frick to the 30th power!” “My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.” “This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.” “Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.” “I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.” “How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.” “Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.” “I’m a bottom kind of guy.” “Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?” “Just bros bein’ bros…” “I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.” “If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.” “I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?” “I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.” “I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.” “I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!” “I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.” “Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!” “Follow your stupid fucking dreams.” “Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.” “I wanna know where Luigi is!” “Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.” “You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.” “I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.” “I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.” “I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.” “Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!” “This is a good yiff right here.” “My friends! I love killing my friends.” “Now I am the one who is bitch.” “He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.” “Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.” “DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!” “I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.” “A blunt is a maridujuana.” “If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!” “Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.” “My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.” “Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.” “Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.” “And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.” “My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.” “If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.” “I think the noodles are going to kill me!” “I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.” “Wait, but, also shut up.”

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

rpm3mes

Describe my muse horribly!

ex: some weirdo that won't stop yapping

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

ask-meme-addicts

Muse skillset symbol meme

Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!

💋 — kissing

💄 — makeup

👾 — video games

🎵 — singing

💃 — dancing

🎹 — playing an instrument

🌷 — taking care of living things

🌲 — surviving in the wilderness

👊 — fighting

😇 — following rules

🍳 — cooking

🍼 — taking care of children

🎁 — giving presents to others

🎉 — hosting parties

💌 — romance/flirting

🎨 — art

🍀 — luck

⚽️ — sports

🏊 — swimming

🚗 — driving

🔮 — magic

🔎 — investigating

🔫 — long range weapons

💣 — explosives

🔪 — melee weapons

🔬 — scientific pursuits

🚿 — hygiene

💰 — finance

🌍 — knowledge of the world

👻 — communing with the paranormal

📚 — reading

🔧 — engineering/mechanics

⌛️ — time management

📥 — organization

🍺 — alcohol tolerance

🚴 — riding a bike

🎭 — performance art/acting

⚓️ — sailing

➗ — mathematics

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

gardenofmemeden

Easy Meme for a Burnt Out Mun

Ever wanted to do stuff for your blog but you can’t get in the mindset for replying to an RP? These questions are designed to give you something to answer without requiring too much attention!

What is an aspect of your muse that you’ve wanted to explore the most?

Name one idea for a plot you’ve had but never gotten around to writing.

How do you get inspiration?

Are there any songs that remind you of your muse and/or get you into the mood to reply?

If you’re a multimuse or have more than one blog, is there a muse you wish you used more?

Is there a muse that you consistently have the muse for?

Do you have any symbols/motifs/themes/etc. that you’re currently trying to get across or plan to get across?

Do you have any arcs planned out or already in the works for your blog?

Name one of your favorite tropes.

What has influenced your writing and blog?

If you’re an oc blog, did you have any characters in mind while creating your character?

What is a trope you’ve always wanted to subvert?

Is there a fact/detail about your muse that you think would surprise people if you told them about it?

Name a question you’ve always wanted to be asked about your muse.

How has your muse changed since you’ve first started to write them?

Take the opportunity to write a short ramble/drabble about something you want to write about.

Feel free to add more!

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

musingsnmemesforhire

Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you

Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll

Would kill for a cinnamon roll

Sinnamon roll

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

casanovawrites

random sentence prompts ━ from various tv shows, part 26

i don’t think i could ever get over you.

standing in front of you right now, it’s torture, not being able to kiss you.

i love you. even though that freaks the fuck out of me to say it.

life keeps going. you can’t just give up.

i don’t want you to need me. i want you to want me.

we’re too similar. we would drive each other crazy.

i appreciate that secrecy is your love language.

i thought we could be friends. i want to be friends.

you’d do anything for everyone to like you.

you always have been a shitty liar.

maybe no contact is the only way this works.

giving you shit is just like an old reflex.

i wanna prove to everyone that i’m not a fuck up.

i’m doing this with or without you. with you would be easier.

you’re the one in my fucking head.

you will never be alone again.

i know you fought for every fucking thing you ever got in your life.

sooner or later, you’re gonna have to face up to what you’ve done.

you don’t know? you could fill a book with the shit you don’t know.

anything and everything you do is okay.

i know that you’re lonely.

i love you, and i don’t wanna love you, because i’ll never fucking trust you again.

i’m the last person who thinks they’re a hero. i fucking hate myself half the time.

if i wasn’t so tired, i’d say something sexual. shows how tired i am.

i feel like i’m standing on the edge of a cliff.

we keep fighting till we don’t have to anymore.

i have stood by you at every single turn.

does it help somehow to bitch about it?

let’s not pretend i’m the one who ended things.

i made my choices. so did you.

we stuck together because we had to.

that’s a long ass time to be with somebody and then walk away.

i thought someone was coming to murder me. this is worse.

i’m doing a fucking thing here.

just revising my suspect list.

you shouldn’t be afraid of the bad parts of you.

i’m pretty sure no one gives a shit about your needs right now.

we’re high functioning compared to them. at least we’re communicating.

when you changed your mind about us, that broke me.

you’re gonna make mistakes sometimes. it’s just part of being alive.

do you think i’m a bad mom?

murder makes you extra sweaty.

you weren’t the only smart one. you just like to think you were.

i know you guys are… whatevering.

you know i don’t deserve your friendship, right? i just hurt people.

it has to mean something, right? that we keep coming back to each other, that it’s never really over?

time’s a motherfucker.

so, why do you suddenly want me?

when i look at you, i don’t see your mistakes.

you think they care about you? you don’t matter. to anyone.

i don’t want to be a joke anymore.

i never not wanted you.

i guess cleaning up our mess makes for good foreplay.

you never move on from something like this. it just changes you. then you adapt.

i did not start out a bad person.

just ‘cause i’m scared doesn’t mean it’s going away. gotta accept it.

when i think about the specifics too much, i just get sad. time doesn’t wait.

what’s the one thing you want out of your life?

we always come back around, you and me.

do you forgive me? for being so stubborn?

i spent so much time trying not to be who i was, i don’t even know who i am.

i like how i feel when i’m with you.

i’m done talking for tonight.

all i ever wanted from you was a fucking hug.

you’re not okay. you’re stubborn.

just because you say something to a person doesn’t mean you necessarily mean it.

i didn’t learn my lesson. we were good. you just don’t want good.

did you really not see that coming? because i sure did.

i missed you. i’ve missed you for months.

come on. bickering is what we do. it’s fun.

you’re something else. when you believe in something, nothing’s gonna change your mind.

i know what you’re doing. you’re acting like a dick so no one can see how badly you’re hurting.

i don’t think you’re crazy. you’ve been through a lot. that’s okay with me.

there’s been enough death. i’m fucking sick of it. aren’t you?

i forgot about you, and i hate myself for that.

i needed you, and you just weren’t there. you left me.

you always could read my mind.

it’s gonna eat you up to keep this all inside.

there’s only you. there’s only ever been you.

my chest physically hurts to not be able to tell her i’m in love with her.

you never let anyone see you hurting.

sometimes i think you’re a little too good at being fine.

you win. this. whatever we’re doing.

now you’re someone i miss when you’re not around.

i thought that we loved each other.

you have to say what you want. it’s your move.

you’re pretty hard to resist.

you make people feel okay just by showing up.

don’t let the fact that you’re a terrible person keep you up tonight.

all that is happening is that you are not in control, and you’re not used to it.

i’m intimidated as fuck by you.

if anything, you’re gonna be the one breaking my heart, not the other way around.

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

radiantresource

Send me ‘(muse name) what’s good?’ for my muses reaction to yours calling them out

#ask memes #memes // specify // rb from source please // thanks!#rb #show must go on [queue]

#op #love these Charged for Their Crimes vids #and this one is so funny #muse: zim #video #into the florpus

nofuckingideawho

"have you considered you might be the problem?" ughhhhh no?? why would I do that??

#for the villain muses #vibes #rb #show must go on [queue]

rpmemesforthesoul

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Starters

All quotes belong to Team Four Star!

“There! I took the fucking shot!”

“HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?”

“I can never have sex again!”

“That would be intimidating if you were… well, intimidating.”

“Oh, GOD, they shot me in the ASS!”

“You know you’re Naruto running, right?”

“You wear a push-up bra?”

“Some people say TV can make you violent… I think not having my TV makes me PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!”

“Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!”

“What are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name… Michael McDoesntexist?”

“Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering (villain/monster/vampire/werewolf/etc). I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”

“I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of my superiors are gone.”

“…I get the distinct impression you’re embarrassed of me.”

“It’s just like House of the Dead, only like… a hundred times more awesome!”

“What you do, is you go down the local pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra, and it’ll help you go fuck yourself!”

“The place is burning, and so are my loins…”

“Honestly, if you’re gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap…”

“Eat me, don’t forget to write!”

“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be cryin’ all day.”

“VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE! It’s French for ‘FUCK OFF!’”

“See… this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church…”

“But we have one advantage they solely lack! ZEPPELINS!”

“Sorry about that whole 'shooting you’ thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you’ll find a way to forgive me.”

“And so halfway through blowin’ me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin!”

“Okay, you need to chill!”

“We would make beautiful children.”

“It’s a matter of perspective, really.”

“POR QUE?!”

“So… you just defy your master’s orders on a whim?”

“Holy Shit! They planted landmines!”

“I don’t know how to drive. You have driven me literally everywhere since I was ten.”

“…Something’s burning.”

“Where the metaphorical fuck is HE/SHE?!”

“Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live!”

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