i am the gay™.

formerly a headcanon account. currently a stan blog for whatever is my current hyperfixation. 25. they/he. bipoc lesbian.

[eden-lore]

Thats it, thats the trilogy

[dhomochevski]

thinking about alucard saying "trees will still grow, birds will still sing, but you won't be here and you won't be here" to sypha and trevor and now.....trees still grow and birds still sing but sypha and trevor aren't there anymore......

[lordofthelesbeans]

I am in lesbians with Olrox

[he-is-so-fucking-cute]

As much as I loved Castelvania Nocturne and the exquisite cunt that was served I will never forget my queen Carmilla. The cunt that she used to serve?? Unparalleled. Divine. Life-changing.

[lordofthelesbeans]

Imagine having one parent that tries to sacrifice you and the other parent ending up being the one sacrificed to save you I AM NOT OKAY

[pointnclick]

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

[50-shades-of-otp]

Does Alucard still have the Trevor and Sypha dolls he made back in season 3? Cuz I want Richter to somehow find these dolls and ask about them

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Sad: Tera got turned because her fuckstick former lover is an evil deluded idiot and she made the hard decision he could never do and sacrificed herself for her daughter.

Glad: Tera vampire milf.

[afloralrib]

It’s funny how easily “I’m not in love with you” turns into “I don’t want you to die, Mizrak,” only to watch him, teary-eyed, as he walks away.

[lordofthelesbeans]

I WOULD HAVE FUCKING PASSED AWAY IF THE MAKERS MADE ALUCARD SAY "EVENING" AS HE STROKE DROLTA DOWN

[riverpixiestyx]

WHO PUSSY POPS SEVERELY????????? ALUCARD, SON OF DRACULA!!!!!! PUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN RESPECT ON THE OG BABYGIRL POOR LIL MEOW MEOW OF THEM ALL!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️💖💖💖💖✨✨✨✨✨

[riverpixiestyx]

WHO PUSSY POPS SEVERELY????????? ALUCARD, SON OF DRACULA!!!!!! PUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN RESPECT ON THE OG BABYGIRL POOR LIL MEOW MEOW OF THEM ALL!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️💖💖💖💖✨✨✨✨✨

[trephacard]

name dropping sypha in there though…

[lordofthelesbeans]

OLROX

THAT'S IT OH MY GOD

[fabric-shower-curtain]

castlevania nocturne really said “let’s make every character as fuckable as possible” and the have succeeded every single time

[lordofthelesbeans]

CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE HAS DROPPED AND I HAVE AWAKENED FROM MY SLUMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[feral-peacock]

Petition for Matthew to hop on Dream's head and Ratatouille that man.