LoRomein

Likes lettuce and uh fandom stuff. Side blog.

[loromein]

Team Free Will are at a club and they need someone who can dance. Sam theorizes a shapeshifter has been picking up people from this certain club. Sam hesitantly offers himself but Cas interrupts him.

Castiel: No need Sam. I have experience in the physical expression of human emotions to rhythm and rhyme.

Sam:….Cas I don’t think-

Dean (Being a dick): Go ahead Buddy. We’ll be on the lookout while you dance your way into Miranda Priestly’s arms.

Cas ventures out to the dance and starts pulling off his best moves……Russian Folk.

Sam and Dean are flabbergasted even more by the fact- it works. People are hyping up Cas and when he’s done try to get his number. Dean immediately cuts in and says Cas going home with him. Of course he then proceeds to try to explain it in a way that comes off as more suspicious.

Sam sighs in the background.

[beestiel-winchester]

au where after john's death dean and sam have weekly dinners at bobby's. one day bobby notices that there is something off with dean, he seems quieter but also strangely peaceful, more settled. when he asks him what's going on with him lately, dean tries to brush it off, nothing's going on. but then, almost at the end of the evening after a lot of digging from sam, dean finally spills and tells them that he's met someone.

sam looks like he wants to start teasing dean immediately, but bobby throws him a look and he shuts up. clearly dean is very nervous, can't even look at them as he says it, fiddling with his knife and already blushing. so instead of teasing, bobby carefully asks him (like he's dealing with a skittish animal) "what's their name, kid?"

and after a while dean finally looks up and stammers roughly "um cas... his name is castiel." for a moment they're all quiet, the atmosphere in the kitchen uncomfortably tense, dean's shoulders raised, but then sam blurts out: "what kind of name is castiel? is he like a biblical angel or what?"

and immediately bobby can see the weight lift from dean's shoulders as he starts to loudly argue with sam about how samuel is a fucking stupid name too and cas's parents are just a bit religious and he should shut his giant, stupid cake hole.

later that night when they say goodbye and leave, bobby can see a new pep in dean's step when he walks to his car and he's so relieved all of a sudden he has to sit down.

Finally, boy!

[loromein]

Cas (Upon Meeting Sam): Hello Sam. I’m glad to hear you ceased your extracurricular activities.

Sam (To Dean): What did you tell him?!

[loromein]

Dean: I’m on a tight budget. Damn. Guess I’ll have to skip out on snacks.

Castiel: That’s fine, you can eat me instead.

Dean:😳

Castiel: Please?

[loromein]

What if Team Free Will saved a bird that was completely enamored with Castiel?

So, on a hunt Cas finds a raven with a broken wing and heals him. This bird upon seeing Cas’s wings (special bird. IDK) thinks Cas is the prettiest bird he has ever seen. Even when he is let go, he keeps flying back to Cas and disrupting the hunt procedures. However, it’s okay because ravens are smart and he fetches the key to free everybody from a trap. Cas gives his puppy eyes and now Orion (the raven) is part of the team.

Orion is a menace to Dean and Dean alone. He’ll fetch a pen for Sam or let Cas pet his head but he actively bites and mistreats Dean when no one is looking. Orion is building a nest for him and Cas, so he’ll occasionally pluck some of Dean’s hair because he always sees Cas looking at Dean. The bird assumes because since Dean’s hair is kinda shiny, Cas likes looking at it. He also engages behaviors like gift giving (he stole Dean’s bullets), special vocalizations (at 7 in the morning), and preening.

However, the last straw is when Orion purposely shits on the Impala. Dean is about to fry Orion but Cas defends Orion stating ‘Birds are ignorant of the personal value of cars.’.

So yeah, Dean is competing with a bird and he’s losing.

[loromein]

Look. I’m not saying Cas cheats at cards but I am saying his luck is a bit suspicious for a guy with a thousand eyes.

-Dean Winchester Probably

[loromein]

Cas upon hearing about Florida Man for the first time.

Cas: Dean I believe I found a case. Serveral male individuals have been exhibiting erratic behavior for an unknown period of time of which there have been unnecessary violence towards fast food employees, harassment of aquatic wild life, and spontaneous nudity.

Dean: Sounds like a curse. Where is it?

Cas: Florida

Dean: Oh. It’s nothing then.

Cas: What? Dean, these instances are highly concerning and unexplainable.

Dean (shrugs): Yeah, that Florida for you.

Cas:…....This isn’t funny, Dean. People’s lives are being negatively affected.

Dean: Look. We’re not too far from there now. How about we pop by for a visit to the big mouse and you’ll see for yourself everything’s fine?

Cas: THERE’S A GIANT RODENT TOO?!

[Que Dean, Sam, and Cas spending the day at Disneyworld. Sam and Dean are pretending not to be overly excited while Cas is looking at the adults with mouse ears on their heads curious on whether or not these were the ‘furries’ Claire talked about. Also, Dean gets himself a Woody headband. Don’t ask him why he gave Cas a Bo Peep one. There’s no reason.

Unrelated but there is a curse and it’s on the Partners Statue.]

[loromein]

Had a dream Sam uploaded a video called Destiel Cringe Compilation and it was every moment Dean and Cas has ever flirted and stared at each other.

[loromein]

You remember how Cas was embedded with knowledge of pop culture? Some fanfictions must have slipped through right?

Anyways my new headcanon is that Castiel knows about Omegaverse and has simply never brought it up because it wasn’t relevant to a case.

[loromein]

Castiel seems like the type of guy to do yoga.

Dean seems like the type of guy to watch Castiel do yoga.

[loromein]

“Dean Winchester the only thing supernatural about you is your inexplicable ability to be a pervert.”

-Cas

[loromein]

Urban Fantasy AU where Dean and Castiel head back to Cas’s apartment after their second date. Cas flirts by saying he wants to slip into something more comfortable.

A few minutes later out walks TrueForm!Cas in lingerie.

[loromein]

Hear me out,

Dean gets to Cas in the Empty but Cas to his surprise doesn’t want to leave. He’s torn with guilt at all the devastation he’s caused over the years. Dean doesn’t get it until it clicks.

He then throws Castiel’s previous words back at him.

You don’t think you deserve to be saved.

[loromein]

Castiel shows up to a case without his trench coat.

Dean: …..

Dean: “Who let you leave the house looking like a whore?”

[loromein]

Ngl I know knocked up Cas would be having the wildest food cravings. It doesn’t matter if it’s extinct, discontinued, or straight up doesn’t exist. He helped save the world from 3 different apocalypses. The least he could demand in return is a damned soda from the 80’s.

And Dean would find a way to get it because he is weak for his angel.

[loromein]

One of the funniest things Dean could do is try to be romantic and attempt to speak Enochian to woo Cas. But his pronunciation is so bad that when he does it, he initially thought Cas was overwhelmed with happiness but instead

1. Either he’s dying-laughing because Dean essentially said “I have the mouth of a goat.”

2. Or Actually crying because Dean accidentally asked for a divorce

[loromein]

Forgive me it’s been a while. Here’s sketches of the best angel.

[loromein]

I have come to the conclusion that Castiel has never done a single thing wrong in the history of SPN. Never. Nada. Nary a thing.

All opposing criticism will be sent straight to the Empty.

Good day.