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Although Rosalina was well aware that she was essentially trespassing on the grounds she walked along, she found herself much too captivated with the serene beauty of her surroundings to take her leave right way–she had always had an affinity to flowers, and it was rather easy for her to lose track of time within a beautiful garden.

Upon hearing an unfamiliar voice address her, Rosalina’s attention was redirected from the bed of flora she had been studying to the regal young woman standing nearby.❝ My apologies,❞ she replied with a bow of her head. ❝ I hope the truth is not too bizarre for you to believe, but I did not pass your guards at all.You see, I came from the skies above. ❞

Hilda let out a soft sigh. Of course that was how it was - it was always strange worlds and skies above anymore, wasn’t it? Was that the consequence of having fixed the Triforce? That their world was more alive with both things that belonged and those that didn’t? If so, it seemed a small price to pay.

❝ I do not find that as strange as I ought, I suppose, ❞ she confessed. ❝ I am Princess Hilda of Hyrule. Whom do I have the honor of addressing? ❞

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He had been waiting for the princess to finish her studies, pacing through the castle he had grown used to navigating whilst simply enjoying the silence. It was due to this silence that he heard the faint voice speak, attention effectively diverted from his thoughts to the presence of an unfamiliar figure within the next room over.

A knock upon the door frame announced his arrival for the woman that currently had her back turned towards him.

“Excuse me…? Is something wrong?” Perhaps they were a visitor for the king?

Hilda forced her eyes away from the atrocity - was it a sign of DISRESPECT to show the triforce upside down? Or was it just something they didn’t do out of HABIT? either way it felt wrong - and turned slowly to stare at the man who had spoken.

“I have never seen something like-” her voice trailed off as she took him in, spluttering for a moment before asking, “Ravio?” There was a similarity to her friend, that was certain, but like the Triforce it was right and wrong all at the same time.

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roleplayaskmemes

Domestic starter sentences/a little fluffy - put one in my askbox for my muse's reaction

“Can’t we just stay home today?”

“It’s 2 in the afternoon, we should really stop cuddling and get out of bed.”

“Don’t answer it — it’s probably your boss and you’re mine today.”

“You’re so cute when you’re sleepy.”

“Welcome home, I made you dinner!”

“I accidentally brought a kitten home.”

“Get your spoon out the bowl! There’ll be no cake mix left to make actual cakes with!”

“Let’s both take a day off on Wednesday and have a day out.”

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vibraniumplums

For every ♠ I receive, I will post a headcanon about my muse!

BONUS: Specify a topic and I’ll make it about that topic!

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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ofhotheads-blog

It’s the middle of the night, and my muse just climbed into your muse’s bedroom window.

Send me “What are you doing in my room?”, and I’ll generate a number between 1 and 25 for what my muse will say to yours.

Mix of angsty, funny, and shippy.

Keep reading

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Protective sentence starters

“I wont let anything happen to you.”

“Get behind me.”

“I would die for you.”

“I’ve got you.”

“I wont let them hurt you.”

“Tell me who hurt you.”

“Who did this to you? I’ll kill them!”

“I’m here for you, always.”

“Sit down, tell me what happened.”

“Take my hand, I got you.”

“C’mere, gimme a hug.”

#ask meme #α ℓιηк вєтωєєη ωσя∂ѕ ( queue )

ofhotheads-blog

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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shit my group chat has said sentence starters

"I'm just... I'm not even drunk anymore, I don't have an excuse"

"I'm so salty, i’d ask these fuckers to lick my clit but they’d probably die of dehydration"

"using engorgio on your dick"

"I'd think being a sad skeleton would impact one's character more than being a woman."

"then ya just dump the rest of the gay in every little piece"

"You think it's the alcohol, it is not"

"And i'm almost out of work. I'm hiding in the bathroom until my shift is over."

"you're so lucky I'm legally bound to not strangle you."

"My fault?...okay I can see why."

"I haven't even listened to smells like teen spirit the whole way through."

"All hail king duckbutt."

"people who can talk about dickbutts and systematic oppression in the same conversation are my kinda people"

"I don't act normally when I have a crush. like I'm not shy about it at all, I'm like; hello I love you please marry me"

"I'm hungry but i'm too lazy to heat food"

"the macarena is stuck in my head and i have no idea why"

"she is merciless. she wants blood, flesh, despair"

"Just finishing my drink before imma pokemon go home"

"What did I just walk in on?"

"This is why you don't let kids go into the Hunger Games"

"wow @ self"

"this is the kind of content I want"

"People were playing holiday music like crazy and so I just went outside their rooms banging pots together,singing a holiday song back about how they should shut the fuck up"

"too high and too gay"

"There is a small army of people who wanna tap that booty"

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❝ ┊Lorule , huh ? I don’t think i’ve heard ❛ bout it ! is it far from here ?┊ ❞

Hilda’s words gave Linkle enough confidence to keep her crossbows attached to her boots——in a place where they wouldn’t be able to hurt anybody. Hero of Time ? The only thing that the blonde could think about was what kind of action this hero could have done. Would Linkle be able to do the same one day ?