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Los | JJU | Jr | #24 | Goalie

[motorcycles-and-more]

[loscarrillo24]

how people think bilinguals speak: bonjour comment ça va- oh my! :) was that français? silly me, im sorry, hon hon hon, oh! did i do it again? mon dieu, it's hard to switch sometimes, my brain doesn't realize, je suis désolée-

how we actually speak: no but you know that one thing, the uh, you put stuff in it?? no, nOT A DRAWER. it's... it's small!! and round!! oh my god, shit, fuck, u hh h... it's grey and metallic and uhhh.. fuck... it goes tin tin tin when you tap it with a fo- TIN CAN!! IT'S A TIN CAN!!

[motorcycles-and-more]

 Honda CBR

[jerryswag]

[ravingsrandom]

This meme transcends language

[lavzy]

@loscarrillo24

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

[bitter-orang3]

A veces no me dejo querer, y eso me hace inteligente e idiota a la vez.

(via ome-gonorrea-ome)

[gunnhilda]

[pinchepocho-deactivated20171008]

Me to my anxious thoughts: Ay como chingas

[motorcycles-and-more]

 Yamaha XS650

[just-keep-shining]

El problema empieza cuando los latidos se aceleran

Palpitaciones de un corazón a medias (via entreversoscortosybesoslargos)

[motorcycles-and-more]

 KTM RC8R

[katie-mcgrath]

[simplysaphique]

closeted does not mean ashamed

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[motorcycles-and-more]

 BMW S1000RR

[8--945892348-deactivated2017080]

no offense but normalize healthy polyamory

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)