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[tiucozionale-deactivated2019080]

in the mood for some Rizcracker and friendship yeee

[dovaldraws]

I was dragged back into mystic messenger sooooooo

[paper-mario-wiki]

:’^]

[vaisaur]

[bitchesofostwick]

me: god i hate when men expect you to be their therapist just because they’re sad and you’re a ~woman with feelings~ and i just—

male bioware love interest: hi i have enough emotional baggage to crush an elephant

me:

[hustlerose]

i didn’t used to think tv was capable of rotting your brain. but after witnessing the effects of voltron legendary defender i am not so sure. 

[sonnywortzik]

x-men level 100: i really feel as though magneto's ideology is far more complex than we were initially led to believe. it comes from a place of personal experience and intelligence--

x-men level 10,000: magnuts carpet matches the drapes and hes never been wrong bout a damn thing

[strangelyiron-deactivated202012]

me reading graphic smut vs me reading the first time they hold hands or admit their feelings

[twinkcrawler-remade]

my greatest sorrow in life is knowing that leftist legend erik lensherr was lovingly married to actual liberal charles xavier

[nerdyfacts]

Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.

(Source.)

[queertillyarchive]

a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself

[incorrectfmadialogue]

[restekova]

my favorite thing about hunter x hunter is during the chimera ant arc when gon and killua are at the fever pitch of their childhood-best-friendship-turned-obsessive-preteen-pseudo-romance and there’ll be a super tense and emotionally charged moment or exchange between them or from them to an adult and all the adults present just stand there awkwardly not knowing what the FUCK to do

[restekova]

MELEORON: so what’s your plan after this

KILLUA: gon and i are gonna do a lover’s suicide

MELEORON:

[restekova]

GON: killua, it doesn’t have anything to do with you

KILLUA: —

PITOU:

[murderxbaby-deactivated20190102]

Sorry, Morel, if Killua hadn’t been two steps ahead of my deeply wounded, reative soul, I would have killed you!

Morel: *very loud, much too awkwardly long laugh*

[restekova]

MELEOREON: are you sure killua will be okay with this?

GON: oh killua does whatever i ask him to whether he actually wants to or not

MELEOREON:

[mypoorfaves]

I really like this meme, guys

[kxriandrs]

[keepitwithmine-deactivated20191]

tag yourself i’m depressed bitch

[prideprejudce]

friends tv show writers: we are going to model ross geller as every girl’s dream guy. aka the most lovable male character in the show. joey is a womanizer and chandler fears commitment but ROSS is the intelligent (egotistical), romantic (possessive/jealous), and thoughtful (sexist/homophobic) Nice Guy™ of the bunch and i’m positive all the fans will just adore him!!!

the entire friends fandom:

[chrollosbookmark]

[sunfortune]

[saber-chan]

Why is everyone in Kamen Rider so pretty

[maskedriderdcd-blog]

[kwenni]

did op fucking stutter

[paladindyke]

where’s my grandparent who will peacefully die of old age and give me a note only to open when i need it, revealing that they have gifted me their old farm that i can use to escape to if i ever need a reprieve from capitalist corporate life, in an idyllic town with lovely villagers and also a wizard