the boy, the boy's in love

21 years of unfortunate living • i don't take fic requests anymore •

[lokh1]

big. boss. i saw the photo below and immediately thought of him

[solidsnakepussy]

The Snake's grindr profiles pics:

Liquid: 4 different shots of his abs, no face

Solid: grainy photo of him from the 90's dog racing

Solidus: no pfp, name set to "DL hookups"

Venom: 1 selfi of him smiling that quiet took (they're looking for a third)

Big Boss: 1 selfi of him frowning and then a slideshow of diffrent fish he's caught and ate

Raiden: his ass

[uuuhshiny]

Robert Redford in The Candidate (1972)

[christhebrit2]

[woman-with-no-name]

Sgt. Robert "Bob" Barnes | Platoon (1986)

[bigusbossus]

they got married :(

[thediscountwhiskey]

Notorious criminal Solid Snake and his accomplice spotted at an Alaskan gas station circa 2005

[pinkdiego]

TheSmithsListener1972 has logged on

[ellypse]

magnet

[cheekyposelenets]

I missed them!!!!!!!!!

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[agathah]

It's been so long since I last drew Armand and Daniel properly. I was actually pretty excited to see how they were gonna look in my current artstyle. 😁

[nuitarioso]

Amadeo, the world is now yours.

[serpientesolida]

[kitexy]

scar twinz 😇

[vvunderkind]

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter