various fixations, i dont tag spoiler i'm too lazy

ceejay. they/them. 26. its really just a mess ⚠️18+⚠️

[willgrahamscock]

computah, remove ai from everything

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[scunthotter]

It's not that Shane doesn't get irritated when people hit on his husband, because he does. It infuriates him. But Shane is not threatened, so he does not need to stake his claim by draping himself all over Ilya and announcing himself as Ilya's husband.

Ilya usually does this for Shane.

All Shane usually needs to do is come stand next to Ilya, smile at him, and then usually Ilya's hand reaches itself around and settles on Shane's waist or his ass, sometimes if Ilya is feeling especially romantic he will even pull Shane back against him and wrap his arms around him, hooking his chin over Shane's shoulder and continuing to talk as if he wasn't suddenly leaning all his weight against Shane's sturdy body. He will introduce Shane as "My husband, Shane Hollander". While he says this Shane likes to make direct eye contact with the person.

Just so they know.

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[loserlu]

[narutwitter]

[that-willowtree]

Shane biting Ilya’s ring finger (before they’re married) and leaving an indent and Ilya coming so hard he blacks out

[svetaroses]

So Svetlana and Rose meet at the wedding right? And they’re giggling and gossiping and Svetlana is telling Rose that Ilya was sooooo monster jealous while Rose was with Shane and Rose goes “no way? While he was with you?” And Svetlana goes mm no we were not together. And Rose goes, “oh good! I know Shane is the love of his life or whatever” Svetlana laughs “but damn, if I had you I would not let you go” and she sips her champagne just in time for Svetlana to slide a hand up her thigh a liiiiiittle too high to be casual and go

“would you like to?”

“What?”

“Have me :)”

Rose chokes on her champagne and has a very good night

[nat-20s]

Marvel Team Red is still such a funny concept to me. Sure stick Mr. "My superpower is sensory issues" with the two most annoying bitches alive. I'm sure this won't have any repercussions

[tomoless]

Group hug!

[bnushtird]

Original post by @/Min_tramcam on X/Twitter

[wiltkingart]

spideypoolin'

[thiamsxbitch]

liam about theo

[archiebaldo1414]

Team Red’s Subway Trip Home

Couldn’t sleep so figured out the animation stuff🫩. Came out so much better than I thought it would ahh!!

Click for better quality, specifically the picture version it actually has the details:)

Inspo pic; saw it and was instantly like I Know Who This Is

[junebug-draws]

girl help im reading the spiderman deadpool comics again

[katinacrisis]

being a multishipper is great until someone asks you which peter parker ur talking about and you have to explain that the only image of peter you have in ur head is a vague mashup of the comics some fanart and like three different pretty boys found on pinterest bc that’s the only way he fits with every character you ship him with

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

Peter: *picks up phone* oh hey, DD! How’s it going? Drug bust tonight? I’ll be there. Oh, and the chimichangas? Yeah, DPs got ‘em covered. Maybe bring some change, I doubt he’ll remember that the sauces cost money now. Yeah, see you then. Bye. The rest of the avengers sitting around the meeting table: Peter: what? Tony: please tell me DD and DP mean Donald Duck and department Peter: no, they mean— Tony: I think you misunderstood. Please lie to me. Peter: oh okay then—