Team Cap/Iron Man? Nah. Team Red

". . . but I'm the Devil." She/her. Team Red, Avengers and Vigilantes. Trolls will be blocked. Anti Starker, underaged Peter/anyone, and Steve Rogers. I don't hate him I could just go without talking about him

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

intro post

name: i go by Lee online.

age: what year is it again? do you associate age with physical body, mind, or number of past lives? important questions. Young enough to not remember Tobey McGuire’s spider man coming out but old enough to be sad about that fact

pronouns: she/her but honestly i don't care, they/them works fine as well <3

MBTI: INTP (decided after much deliberation and so many different online tests i felt like my brain was leaking out my ears)

sexuality: Bisexual, though this is probably the last site where that would matter to people lol

nationality: unfortunately that country that's under canada and above mexico

languages: english

relating to this blog: I’ve always been a marvel fan, and have no plan of stopping any time soon. Watched the whole Avengers saga for the first time in 2015 and haven’t slowed down from there.

Favorite Characters (aka the ones i beat to a pulp with hurt/comfort): Matt Murdock, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Moon Knight, Natasha Romanoff

Favorite ships: HawkDevil, CastleDevil, Spideychelle, SpideyPool, WinterIron, Matt/Natasha, Matt/Jake

Favorite platonic relationships: Matt & Peter & Wade, Team Red & The Avengers, Matt & Vigilantes, Tony & Peter, Peter & Matt, honestly a lot more that I can’t think of at the moment

DO NOT INTERACT: trump supporters, homophobes, transphobes, sexists, misogynists, 🔞 blogs, racists, xenophobes, ableists, GenAI fans, people who think a debate equates to an argument, people who like Stick, people who think Tony Stark does not have a heart

I am always happy to talk to people and discuss most anything (but especially anything relating to marvel) BUT HERE IS MY ONE RULE: if we have a difference in opinion then i would be DELIGHTED to debate about it as long as you realize that a debate is a mutually-respectful DISCUSSION, not an ARGUMENT. the main difference is that there will be no insults, name calling or any underhanded tactics! god, why does this even have to be something i explain!

I have an ao3 as well if you would like it. there are recommendations in my bookmarks for anyone in need (or you can always send me an ask if looking for something particular). just know that this is only one of my many fandoms so if you're there for ONLY marvel then you're gonna have to filter out like 60% of everything.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I love to talk about marvel and feel free to start up a conversation about anything related <3

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[chaoticbatfam]

We should bring back duels except they’re just those slap battles. I want to be able to challenge someone to a duel and then just. Slap the shit out of them. They can even slap me first I don’t give a shit as long as I get to legally, without consequence, and possessing of no hard reasoning, slap this person in a public setting

[fangirlagainstmywill]

What is the *weirdest* reason you’ve ever seen someone dislike an anime?

[chaoticbatfam]

Every so often I think “learning new things is hard. How can I get good at this skill/know this knowledge/perform this art when the gap between where I am and where I want to be is so large?” And then I realize. I do that all the time with no fear at all, no worry about inadequacy or failure. Because what is entering a new fandom if not learning something I did not know before? What is entering a new fandom if not gathering new knowledge, committing more lore to memory, gathering new names and faces???

Not to get too deep about fandom, but what is it if not the one form of learning where we don’t fear inadequacy, and instead know we will be accepted regardless of our achievements?

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

If Spider-Gwen had a bi flag on her wall there wouldn’t be any debate as to whether or not she was really bi

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

“Oh but I think that it’s that her version of Peter was trans so that’s why—”

This conversation would not exist if it was a bi flag or a pan flag or an ace flag

Why are you so eager to convince yourself that she’s not a trans woman? Why is that?

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

“I don’t mind characters being trans but I hate that it’s made their whole personality can’t it just be that they’re trans and the narrative doesn’t have the call all this attention to it? Just let it be subtly there”

Aight here’s a trans woman who’s narrative is thematically linked with her transness in a way that enriches both her story, her characterization, and the story around her who doesn’t ever mention that she’s trans (but y’know she has a trans flag in her room in the background subtly like you asked)

“Uhhhh yeah she isn’t trans where does it say that she’s trans and also why would it matter that she’s trans? Stop projecting yourself onto fictional characters”

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

I bet some of y’all think the message of Moby Dick is that we should kill whales

[feedmecomicart]

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

[harleyismyhero-deactivated20190]

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

the gang is back

I got so excited about the born again trailer, I couldn’t NOT draw them

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

I am never going to live the date of this post down

[yuriosakawa]

Peter, telling his origin story: “So I got bitten by this radioactive spider that escaped a lab and now I can climb walls—“

Matt: “Did you sue?”

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

Danny, after finding out that Matt was technically trained by the Chaste too: *calls up Kun’lun* hey did you guys know you’re like, decades behind on child support

Kun’lun: hey. We take no responsibility for anything stick does, he’s a bitch

Matt, from another room: AMEN TO THAT

[thatgayunoriginalbastard]

Fanfiction Jargon Study

Hey y'all! So I know I haven't posted much lately BUT college has been crazy. And related to that, for one of my classes I'm doing a study on the relationship between time within the greater fandom community and understanding of fanfiction-related jargon. Below I have the link to the survey which will just have three multiple choice questions relating to your relationship to fandom and then a list of 15 terms to define if you know them. 

Please reblog this or otherwise share the survey link with anyone you think might be interested so I can have as large of a sample size as possible for this. The form will be open until April 24th. 

Thank you all so much! 

(and yes, I will post the data when I get it all collected for all you fellow nerds)

Defining Fandom Jargon

A survey to determine the relationship between the understanding of fandom jargon and the time one has been in the fandom community

[asecretvice]

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

good day to everyone except the first person who called frank/matt fratt instead of literally anything else

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

once again despairing over this

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

most of the New York vigilantes hate Frank Castle’s guts but they all respect (and fear) Daredevil too much to say shit about his presence

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

no one even knows what they have going on; they just know There’s Something Going On. Maybe Frank’s his boyfriend. Maybe Frank is the one person Daredevil would actually kill, and they should therefor leave him for Daredevil. Maybe they’ve got some life debt shit going on. Anything is possible

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

saw a video that was an interviewer asking who people think Sadie sink is playing in brand new day and someone said “MJ?” and the interviewer went “but we already have an MJ” and the dude responded with “yeah but she actually has red hair”

Dude. My man. What the fuck. First of all, way to make me furious in seven words. Second of all, the hair comment’s not even what I’m the most mad about. I’m mad that you chose the hair comment over the very obvious and way less STUPID answer of “mcu doesn’t have a Mary Jane, it has a Michelle jones.”

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

[poiplefunguy]

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

[crutchie-morris]

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[dreamsy990]

@wildfyrevalkyrie

[ifiwereafish]

(i am basing this off of peter parker, by the way, but feel free to substitute with any other versions)

he occasionally runs an ice cream truck in the summer, which only sells the spongebob and sonic popsicles (he does this in costume, obviously)

rumor has it if you go to the matinee performances of whatever’s playing at the richard rogers theatre, you may see spiderman mopping floors. in costume.

he goes to nyc’s free museums on the DAILY - pretty soon after a couple of months he’ll tell villians about artwork that they might appreciate as he’s tying them up

he’s roommates with iron fist for a while. they split rent

he volunteers with aunt may at soup kitchens during the winter

he’s mastered the art of cleaning/taking care of graves because of uncle ben’s, so he runs a grave cleaning small business. yes, in costume. is that even a question?

every bodega owner knows him as “the spider kid who buys 5 boxes of cherry-flavored tic tacs” (cherry flavored because it reminds him of aunt may’s pie, it reminds him of HOME) and every bodega cat knows him as “the bug menace who loves to attack me with cuddles”

he won a fish at the new york state fair in his freshman year of high school and he’s kept it alive for YEARS