World’s Worst Revenant

Casket, your Loverboy Vampire Stressed, Depressed, and Halloween Obsessed. 23 years dead!! 🦇⚰️🪦

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

XX WELCOME TO MY LITTLE HOUSE OF HORRORS XX

My name is CASKET!! ⚰️ ⚰️⚰️⚰️

I am 23 years old🧡🖤🧡🖤

I am OBSESSED with HALLOWEEN, HAUNTED ATTRACTIONS, and THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT!!!🏚️🪦💀🕯️

Wanna see my kitty? Check out #Talisman The Cat

This is a personal blog, as such I will be: RAMBLING, SPEWING NONSENSE, POSTING DOODLES, REBLOGGING WHATEVER I PLEASE, and much more!!!

Any of my photography is FREE TO USE! Go nuts and show nuts, idc what you do with it:3

I have two degrees, one in Culinary Arts (focused on catering, classical French, and American comfort food) and one in Horror Movie Special Effects (focused on Set Design, Prop making, and Animatronics!)

I am also the 18+ blog @totalcasketcase 🦇🦇🦇

Feel free to haunt me! I am always looking for new friends, and am down to DM anytime!!

[lorre-logic]

Peter Lorre being 5'3 makes all the characters he played 5'3 (I know some sources says he's 5'5 but he is noticably shorter when standing next to people who's actually 5'5)

Anyways with this thought, Herman Einstein is then 5'3 and I dream of terrorizing him and holding his schnapps above his head and make him pathetically try to reach for it.

[brandontheoutcast]

The Pride Summon 🏳️‍🌈

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

Omg Vermont Teddy Bear makes a bat… someone stop me from buying a $50 luxury plush

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

Did you know if you buy bulk it’s less that 6¢ USamerican per plastic cockroach

[darkpagesworld]

DEAD TIME STORIES

[hourlycatphotos]

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

It’s like 100° out which means it’s almost time for Halloween stuff to start hitting the shelves which means it’s almost time for me to buck the fuck up and go outside even if it’s awful and horrible and I can’t even wear a massive black hoodie about it

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

I’ll be honest, the only reason I was main blogging on Total Casket Case so much is because I was desperate to bait some of my anons into sending asks again </3 but I’m alone in this big haunted house, with no one but the ghosts for company. And also my mutuals who I have locked in the basement, I’ll bring down extra cheese wheels and gummy worms as a treat for listening to me bitch and moan about this so much

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[vaspider]

As always, Happy Pride to Mama Lynn.

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

I found an unopened still sealed bag of adhd chew toys at a thrift the other day and it’s been fantastic because I actually bit through the four I had in college and hadn’t gotten more yet. Anyways I have a big silicone shark tooth in my mouth and it’s awesome because sharks are cool

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[cadaverjuices]

my toxic trait is that i think ppl not being able to pet cats on their tummies is like, 90% skill issue. most cats like tummy pets if ur being fucking GENTLE abt it

[berrytart]

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room

[shegayonmygirl]

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

[loserfrombeyondthegrave]

I love cats