NICO

he/him type shit MINOR!! trying to be a doctor who optimist.

[loserl0rd]

be the wholesome gay, neurodivergent representation you want to see in the world

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

I think the best way I can explain how I feel about doctor who is that it’s an ecosystem, like I might not like ticks or mosquitoes and might complain about them, but they’re still there and still part of the ecosystem and that’s fine, I’m just gonna avoid them when possible, and sure I don’t know much about plants but some people do and they can talk about them as much as they want, but I’m not gonna go out of my way to do so, instead I’ll be over here spending most of my time observing the mammals, because that’s my favorite part of the ecosystem

[loserl0rd]

i tried @clownpalette

here’s the awesomesauce original:

[hibarants]

Seeing your fav getting absolutely butchered by the writer but theres nothing you can do

[gallifreyanhotfive]

Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know, Part 15

The Tenth Doctor doesn't know what grand larceny is, but he thinks it sounds fun.

To the Delphon, the surgical removal of limbs is incredibly sexually alluring.

Brian Williams continues to look after the Pond residence to this day in case Amy and Rory ever return.

Mortimus once asked Ushas out and was so harshly rejected that he then believed she wasn't interested in dating anyone at all. This made him oblivious to the relationship that eventually developed between Ushas and Magnus.

The Silver Doctor is an automaton modeled after the Eighth Doctor. This automaton can sing, play the trumpet, and reveal dark secrets about the future.

The music the Fifth Doctor played on the harp to access the Time Scoop is called Rassilon’s Lament.

The Time Lord Letters is a collection of historical documents written by the Doctor throughout their life.

This collection includes a message from Theta Sigma to Borusa about a perigosto stick accident, a letter to Marie Antoinette prior to her execution, a message from the Fifth Doctor concerning a missing aircraft to the Airport Controller, a "Thank you for having me" note from the Eleventh Doctor to Craig Owens, and many, many more.

The Doctor has luck manipulation abilities.

The Master has literally tripped over the Fourth Doctor’s scarf before.

The Master was also once kneed in the groin by the Rani while in the same body (that body went through a lot, poor little cheetah man).

The Doctor was invited to the Rani's 94th birthday party.

When they were young, the Doctor collected blown glass bottles made from sand from different planets. The reason the Fifth Doctor and Peri went to Androzani Minor was because he lost his Androzani bottle and wanted another.

Donna sometimes purposefully gets pear ice cream, so she doesn't have to share with the Doctor.

A TARDIS will assault the mind of anyone but their Time Lord and the Time Lord’s familiars.

Ace lost her virginity to Sabalom Glitz.

The Master stole the Loom of Rassilon's Mouse in an attempt to weave himself a new body.

Regeneration was never meant to be an emergency procedure.

The Eighth Doctor once stole a NASA space shuttle.

Borusa has regenerated due to a falling stack of books, an unfortunate incident resulting from a misplaced decimal point, and a toenail infection.

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28

[monica00]

Doctor Who but only the Master saying "My dear Doctor"

[farewell-wanderlust7]

Gallifreyan society is fucked but funny

Every time I learn something new about Academy era Gallifrey I have to do a double take. Some of it is cute and very human for a society like that (etc. the Doctor keeping a pet in his dorm he wasn’t allowed, the Doctor and the Master having a band in their youth, baby Doctor being the Time Tot hide and seek champion for 42 straight years which apparently pissed off baby Rani) and then other bits is just like. The kind of straight up insanity I expected. Baby Doctor (or Theta) developing a new kind of bacteria that could render anyone that came in contact with it comatose. Theta’s cousin trying to get him executed as a literal fucking child out of jealousy. Theta’s friend group (the Deca) climbing a mountain with hallucinogenic snow. A student at the Academy turning another student into a crystal and dropping him off a tower. Magnus (the War Chief) rising to prominence amongst the Time Lords and the Borusa (the Deca’s old professor) framing him for treason out of envy, causing him to have to become a renegade.

Like imagine you’ve got a nice and well-appointed government job after leaving uni and your old lecturer who also happens to work for the government starts feeling threatened by you so he tries to get you the fucking death penalty by framing you for the most serious crime you can literally ever commit in your society, all this forcing you into becoming an on-the-run convict.

Honestly I don’t blame ANY of the renegades for running away and just being generally fucked up people. The Doctor? The Master? The Rani? The War Chief? The Time Meddler? Their childhoods were FUCKED dude, no FUCKING wonder they’re all in such desperate need of therapy. Not to mention The Doctor wanting to find The Toymaker to prove to his family that he’s not a screw up, and in that getting two of his friends killed, and then erased from ever existing because the Time Lord government couldn’t bear such a scandal.

If Gallifreyan society and hierarchy wasn’t so genuinely fucked, I don’t think any of Doctor Who would’ve happened.

To survive on that forsaken planet, you HAVE to be an awful person, I swear to god. No wonder Doc wanted to leave so bad because Jesus fuck the amount of assassination attempts and misuses of the justice system I’ve been reading about 😭🙏 basically everyone is just a self-serving dick in this society and honestly it’s kinda funny

The Master making a president die of stress because he staged a fucking rebellion with a load of uni students… multiple times. And tried to get The Doctor to join… multiple times. For which Doc had his memory wiped… multiple times.

Ah, my very favourite disaster planet. (apart from Earth ofc)

[loserl0rd]

transfem jax for your struggles

(she’s scheming)

[loserl0rd]

“you are my life! you are my everything!”

the master says, as he kicks the doctor in the balls

[loserl0rd]

gender neutral honourifics ideas:

missir

madamister

ma’an

doctor

[loserl0rd]

do you ever just wake up at 3am and think about this guy

[marvelmaniac715]

I like to think that Doctor Who from the Master's perspective could be called 'One Man's Quest To Get His Spouse To Come Back Home And Abandon His Massive Ant Colony'. Everything is so much funnier if you picture the Master being absolutely baffled at the Doctor defending Earth, because he's borderline immortal whilst humans die so quickly - killing a human is like stepping on a spider, and the Doctor is the guy who swoops in with a cup and paper to move the spider outside even if the decision seems nonsensical. I like to reframe the Master's attempts to take over the universe as him desperately asking the Doctor "we could get a dog? Or a cat? Or adopt? Are the ants really worth it, you have no other hobbies".

[basquorne]

I strongly believe the doctor and the master erasing their names from history so they would be the only ones to remember them is the gayest thing they have ever done like this is unprecedent levels of gay. Even gayer than "Two hearts." "And both of them yours". Even gayer than "Why would it stop? I mean, how else would I get your attention?". Even gayer than Missy calling the Doctor her boyfriend thorough series 8 for some reason. EVEN gayer than "She was my man crush" or "No beard this time. Well, a wife" or Torvic or all the times they've kissed OR the master's last wish being for the doctor to bring his ashes back to gallifrey and you know what? I'd even go as far as saying it is gayer than "A COSMOS WITHOUT THE DOCTOR SCARCELY BARES THINKING ABOUT". This has quickly turned into a compilation of the doctor and the master's gayest moments but I need you to understand how much nothing compares to this moment it rests ON TOP.

[natequarter]

missy is exactly the correct response to "what would the master do if they regenerated into a body perceived by humans as a woman". you must understand that the master finds human bigotry funny and loves to dress up. she's doing human gender as drag and leaning into the misogyny because it's fucking hilarious to her, right down to the name missy

[ceevee5]

[loserl0rd]

well isn’t that wizard

[audhdcatastrophe]

What is it with Classic Who intros that makes them always use the most off putting, uncanny valley picture of the Doctor at the very beginning. Like it’s funny but also sometimes genuinely unnerving and I can’t tell if it’s intentional or not lmao

I guess this one is more normal but he looks like he’s going to tell me more than I ever wanted to know about a show I’ve never watched. Which is probably accurate honestly. So this one gets a pass.

This is. Inexcusable though why did they do this. Why are his eyes so white. Whys he lit like that. He looks like he’s going to attack me as soon as I blink

And he looks like he’s just knocked on my door in the middle of the night to tell me he threw up. Or he’s getting his picture taken for a passport and was told he’s not allowed to smile. Why would they do this I’m so confused

[aziraphaleapologist]

i’ve only seen a few episodes of four’s era but i found this outtake and i’m fuckinf crying because of it. why does he say it as if that’s his actual line