Benefits of dating your monster boyfriend, Urizen Part II
Since you all like my part 1 here, @losingmysenses and I decided to make part II for you monster lovers. Have your own Urizen hcs? Feel free to share the love!
Instead of taking an elevator, your boyfriend Urizen can give you a boost up to any floor you desire
He juggles eggs just so he can scramble with your mind
He’s not the best at folding laundry but he learns quick when you teach him. Patience is key
He loves you more if you’re bleeding. You blend in
Sometimes he’ll listen to your woes, but other times he’ll tuck you into his chest and soothe your tears with bites
He’s gentle with his teethies
It’s worth it to bring him out on buffet dates. He eats everything, but he doesn’t exactly like veggies. He tries for you. He may be a big boy, but he isn’t a messy eater. Etiquette mind you.
He snores a lot but you deal with it. Can’t be as bad as Dante’s
He loves a nice hot bath, and you, too, can enjoy some quality time under the sea
He likes jumping into hot springs, preferably grabbing you with him for some wild, wet, and fun
He goes out of his way to surprise you for your birthday but fails of course because he gets very agitated and fidgety. He thought of baking a cake, but the tentacles and hands are useless, so its a mess. He tries very hard. In the end, you appreciate the birthday sex, can’t complain. What a treat!
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