waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Andulka
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Fai_Ryy
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
KIROKAZE
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#extradirty
RMH
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@lost-in--wonderland
waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
please just read the whole thing
reverse mermaids though
Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel
shut him the fuck down
Books that should be on every kid’s summer reading list.
This was killing me lmao
I’m not even going to pretend I’m not reblogging this purely for the Taco Bell one.
I fucking DIED
someone: not everything has to be gay
me: not everything has to be a heteronormative disaster and YET
Reblog if you're a cuddler.
Yes I am
But not a hugger unless I invite you into the inner circle, please don’t just assume I want to touch you
*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
sorry you’re too heavy to pick up
ME AF
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