After all this time?

Always.

[fanonical]

due to personal reasons i will be bathing in felix felicis

[fanonical]

i’d like to give a special shout out to oliver wood for just sort of generally being the best

[wrackspurthunter-deactivated202]

remember how in the books ginny weasley was a strong and independent female who took no shit and dated whoever she wanted to and was so nice to luna even though everyone else was a dick to her?

and in the movies she’s literally a limp mushroom.

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.

Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.

I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.

[questionsofmuggles]

Could you imagine being Voldemort’s brother if you weren’t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don’t support what he’s doing?

Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that you’re not like him, but also that you’re literally not him.

I’m just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. He’s got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungo’s. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.

But Bob’s unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and/or arresting him on a daily basis.

The Daily Prophet constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler says he doesn’t exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him “Lord Voldeborb.” So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.

And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.

[eh-fandomtrash]

OMG.

I love it.

Peak comedy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

lord voldeborb and the nose

[of-stars-and-moon]

I love this!!!

[letshidebodies]

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

[syllarinfirinne]

Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.

[dailypotter]

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) dir. David Yates

[lestrangely]

It made a great deal of difference.

[fanonical]

really, it’s less the forbidden forest and more the forest-that-you’re-mildly-discouraged-but-not-actively-stopped-from-going-in

[fanonical]

arthur weasley got his job at the misuse of muggle artefacts office by horribly misreading the job description

see he thought he’d be the one doing the misusing

[hillnerd-art]

Ron and Hermione having a Romantic Spa Vacation

oh harry… Taken from that scene in Brooklyn 99 with Peralta and Amy on their honemoon. 

[benedettabeby]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SPILLED MY DRINK

[rons-amortentia]

Wtf

[lost-in-a-wizarding-world]

This reminds me of the couples costumes in HIMYM.

[fantasticbeasts]

Niffler in Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018), dir. David Yates

[funnymushroom]

[anxietyproblem]

Can we please slow down time

[msmarvel]

[wadefeltonism-deactivated202106]

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

[mohawkmama]

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

[thiccdaddy-mbaku]

put this on all 3 of my blogs

[dearspadfoot]

Sirius drama queen Black.

It’s funny how, instead of explaining from the beginning that Peter is going to die and that he pretends to be Scabbers, Sirius prefers to adopt that mysterious and aggressive tone: “there will only be one murder here tonight”. Canuto, leave the drama, now if you look like a psychopath.