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Welcome to the shit show! I’m Katie and I’ll be your host, your ghost host. I’ve been a disaster for 20 years and have no intentions of changing that any time soon!

[beesweatercas]

fuck this, fuck you *uncanals your suez*

[twilightofficial]

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

[shobe-sandwitch]

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

[heathenvampires]

annual reminder to use black food colouring in your spooky foods this month, activated charcoal is for being poisoned or for treating acne not for ice cream and cake

[haunted-hideaway]

It can mess up your meds. Just say no to activated charcoal.

[letshidebodies]

Okay but like here my thing with the second task in the Goblet of Fire. You know when Fleur was up on the surface and Cedric came up with Cho she would realize that everyone’s treasure was a person. Once she realized that she would noticed that her sister was no where to be found and that her sister was at the bottom of this lake and there’s no one to save her... and it’s all her fault..... like I’m sorry that must have been so fucking traumatic like what the hell

[letshidebodies]

I know we all try to forget the Percy Jackson movies happened, but like how did we all forget that Pierce Brosnan, like one of the dads from Mamma Mia and James fucking Bond, played Chiron.... like no thanks

[emmettrosalie]

The one (1) time when Bella convinced Emmett to go to a rave, and under the impression they couldn’t get high, took multiple (219) substances from multiple strangers. The above photos were taken hours before the drugs Hit and they disappeared for 3 weeks. Finally, Esme recieved a call from South Dakota, where the Chaos Twins had successfully franchised a string of Waffle Houses. Carlisle’s internal scream lasted an entire year.

[swarnpert]

might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year

[swarnpert]

August 16th 2,020

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[stream]

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again

[emmagrant01]

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[googoogooby]

[maisonderriere]

[socialistexan]

This spreads around every 4 years, but I’ve never felt it more in my soul than I have in 2020.

[the-littlest-goblin]

cabbage merchant is played out, this rewatch we stan the true unsung hero of atla: ember island players’ special effects guy

sokka understands:

[aninounettear-deactivated202402]

and die

[babblingbrookanimations]

i wasnt ready for that 

[bandicutes-deactivated20200622]

au where sirens cant sing for shit but lure thousands of men into the ocean and to their death by making sweeping statements like ‘listen! all men are terrible at swimming! its just genetics! if you think im wrong why dont you come over here and fight me’ and then waiting for them to yell ‘not ALL men’ and hurl themselves overboard

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]