Queen of the Procrastinators

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." - Dean Winchester

[snackage]

Random bishoujo Steph for warm upsszzzz

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[ouroborosorder]

everyone jokes about Gardevoir trainers being horny freaks but I think Gardevoir trainers would actually be posting like irl doll collectors

[ouroborosorder]

They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat

[ouroborosorder]

the real horny freaks would be posting shit like “go my loyal minions” and then a video of them siccing 6 Galarian zigzagoon on a dumpster

[demi-shoggoth]

These tags are too good to be transitory

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[amazingphil]

Danmander and Philachu

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

Tim, slapping the red hood helmet while it’s on Jason’s head: this bad boy can fit so much trauma in it

Jason, scrambling up from where he was sitting trying to hit Tim: you little shit

[mihaelkeehl]

[thatsfrickenace]

[elusivehoney]

"This is the 90's! The 1990's, in point of fact."

Buffy The Vampire Slayer | Season One | 1997

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

this says a lot about Society

[aropride]

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

[jacki-daytona]

i like to say “they make a good point” and nod wisely

[noka-exe]

finally had time to finish an animation… acolyte vs the sun

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[boywonder40849006]

Buffy Summers in a nutshell

[loveridden1999]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[smeagol-daily]

Unknown Photographer. Elijah Wood. 2006/01.