lost in berlin

[lost-in-berlin]

first i was irritated.then i felt a bit disgusted.then i thought “wait, this makes so much sense!”.when you wait for your oven-ready meal to get cooked you might wanna bridge the waiting time with a refreshment.

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i’m sure you do know those mornings too. a shower doesn’t help. caffeine doesn't help. nothing helps to wake you up. because you never had a caffeine shower. loser.

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found in a theatre. maybe washed up after the last snow storm. ah, no fucking glue.

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“What’s that for an weird looking pineapple!” “It doen’t look like a pineapple...” “Look their, what is it?” “Isn’t it that strange vegan fruit..!?” “Hmm, it feels weird...and so spiky...”

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it’s winter in berlin. and year after year it’s the time my heart is deeply grieved when i see them alone on the streets, freezing. forgotten from most members of society and mostly their previous owners: the lost gloves. i wonna give them a second home on the interweb.

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ok, you ride a bike. kudos on that. everyone should do the same. respect for that sophisticated colorway you chose and even for the matching bar tape / decals / straps / rear rim. but, seriously: How does your back like you riding with that handle bar positioning!? or do you simply never use your brake levers, because it’s a fixie, rigth. gotcha ;)

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when you put up an cold card box, draw a happy face on it to amuse your neighbors and someone leaves a kiss. that’s berlin.

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the most important thing in germany is to take care of your rubbish, as we all know. that includes waste seperation of course. here you can see a very good example how to act responsible and take off the lits of all the little jars of that baby food you always buy at your favorite Biomarkt.

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the simple life. #2 this is eduard, eduard the wiener. he’s the last one left in the jar of “Wiener” sausages. he has to hang tight until Bernd - the builder - will come home after work. ravenous, as he always is, eduard will be gone soon. until then he can enjoy all his space.

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the simple life. you’re what you eat and time is money. so whenever you have the chance to combine your breakfast coffee with your “dinner egg” and you like to puff away, this could be your plate.

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Haha, nice try! But we all know you’ve moved to Berlin. Maybe recently. Otherweise you’d know, that no one in Berlin starts a note like this with “Please”. Anyway: What’s “rubbish” for a nonsense word anyway???

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Happy New Year!

“If you see the rest of my clothes, i’m still looking for it.”

or

“The Party was great. I guess. Glad that somebody else cleaned up after me...”

[lost-in-berlin]

Berlin is always up to date. But Berlin sometimes also needs to be for itself. Or at least some people do, who live in Berlin. But everyone who lives in Berlin wishes for the old times to come back: When rent was cheap and colors were rare.