Now that’s my kind of flirting.
(just kidding, it isn’t. too much fuss. but you can read about my successful pick-up art here: https://loonmartian.wordpress.com/2016/09/05/my-pick-up-art/ . the post is weird, I’ll give you that, and it’s also a bit awkward, and I have to fix all the formatting – seriously what the fuck? – but I still find it funny. and, uhm, if you’re a “writer” you’d better get used to read old awkward writings)














