And what a strange world indeed.

Jay • 18 • emotionally damaged but in a serious relationship with my dog • I love pizza more than my family

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[thelittledrunkapple]

How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

Accurate.

[pokemonprofessor]

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

[onemuseleft]

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.

[thecommonchick]

[nikolawashere]

[danger]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thecrazytowncomics]

Anxiety

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[postcard-confessions]

[tomshardy]

me watching a movie i like with someone who hasn’t watched it before:

[foodannihilator-deactivated2017]

*bae doesn’t text back for 2 hours* me: I’m gonna make him wait 2 hours… See how he likes that one *loses self control 30 seconds later and texts back*

[hatin]

When i first saw you i never expected that you would mean the world to me

I love you (hatin)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[automatically]

[low-keygoddess]

Girl don’t waste them nudes on no fuckboy send em to me 👀

[insecure-beautyy]

This goes for all my female followers 😍😋

[blacklesbiangirls]

Yasss! I’ll appreciate them for ya

[thatgirlsana]

Girls I don’t mind

[tsvrcm-deactivated20161229]

HONESTLY!

[princessrhcenyra]

[dewdropdwelliing-deactivated201]

gets personally offended when someone refers to rain as “bad weather”

[notacultleader]

@wwelcometopurgatoryy