Drop Your Pants at the Door

Matteo 18, pretty much your stereotypical American misfit with a love for music, tattoos, and computers.

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

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THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[candiikismet]

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

My childhood in one gifset 💜

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

[powerfulpomegranate]

This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.

[rnoonpie]

things are heating up in the candy fandom

[rainbowgazes-archive]

the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling

[just-shower-thoughts]

I want to mint my own coins with my face on it and bury them all over the world so that future archaeologists can dig them up and think I ruled the world at one point.

[fancynewaddress]

Chaotic neutral.

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[onlytwitterpics]

[chronyck]

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[fluxandpause]

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

[thats-not-a-thing]

Cons of being gay: both you and your husband will die on the titanic.

[loamsome]

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

[danger]

[tattoosfati]

[gobblechopstv]

Donald Trumps First 100 Days in Office

[little-fox-adventures]

[earthdad]

friendly reminder

i am suffering

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