SHOUTOUT TO MOZZARELLA STICKS

I reblog anything that seems remotely funny to me

[fuckjerry]

[dundermifflinscranton]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is the best Pokémon GO knockoff

[kaebot]

[mahboi]

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[voidsuggestions]

that weird mood where its like u doing alright but u cant rlly call it happiness because? its not and u have no clue what that feels like exactly anyway. but its not a bad mood. void but a lil chill

[adorablehowell]

make sure before any exam you are adequately hydrated!!!!!! so u can CRY when they hand you the test!!!!!

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[sexwitsockson]

HOURS

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

me on 50% battery: woah almost out of battery! better charge it!

me on 1%: *sending 5 messages at once, shopping online, clicks next episode*

[chrissongzzz]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[tomhordy]

me when a dog gets left behind in a disaster movie

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[humming-the-bassline]

me looking at this pic: what if i drew this as shadow

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]