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She has such a way with words

*Orion’s hair gets fluffier*

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sometimes people just need to a good smack

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Draco dropped his broom when he was close enough and launched himself at them. He ended up half-sprawled across Rigel's lap, with one arm around her neck and the other around Pansy's shoulder. Pansy yelped and even Rigel stiffened with surprise, but neither pushed him off when he buried his face between their shoulders and gasped for air.

Chapter 11 Pureblood Pretense - Murkybluematter

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Would you believe, he actually tried to put his arm round me and give me a shoulder pat

Dark sorceress in the making beats up a local puppy

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Look the lack of sleep has gotten to me but for some reason Gideon’s hair made me think of clowns and now I have an AU that instead of being a bone adept necromancer Harrohawk is a balloon adept clown.

BALLOON MAGIC

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The thing had only swerved in here looking for an escape 

Oh what a lie

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Genuinely innate horror at death the wolf in both Neverafter and Puss in boots. i don’t like ylfa waiting in a broken story for someone who’s never going to save her. and i don’t like whistle induced panic attacks. i just don’t. we should just go back to Shrek’s wolf who wears cute grandma outfits and reads raunchy pig magazines.

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so much fairytale media atm buy holy cow i am genuinely terrified for pinnochio’s mum. she just eats Ylfa’s grandma, like is this character gone now?

i bet she’s just going around eating mother figures 

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"The three of them ate cookies and played cards all afternoon, talking about classes, people they knew, and sometimes just nothing in particular until it was time to go to dinner."

Chapter 10 Pureblood Pretense - Murkybluematter

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"You is!" Binny squealed loudly, and Rigel jumped with surprise, "If you is losing a robe, you is coming with me! The lost and found pile is right through here!"

Binny pitched her voice above the clanking of dishes and winked broadly at Rigel before taking off through the melee. Rigel scrambled to keep up, ducking and even jumping various bowls of food as she followed Binny over to a door on the other side of the kitchens.“

Chapter 10 Pureblood Pretense - Murkybluematter

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“He strode over to where Rigel was still sitting happily in the dirt and crouched down next to Pansy, "You alright, Black?"

"I'm all-wrong," she said, smiling stupidly into his concerned face, "Like my eyes. These aren't my eyes. I've stolen yours, I'm afraid."

Chapter 5 Pureblood Pretense - Murkybluematter

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“They both sighed at her, so she gave a small, but real smile and said, "You both did very well. I'm so proud," she added, just to see them scowl at her again. They looked like twins when they did that, side by side, both pale-skinned with blonde hair and expressions of amused exasperation on their faces.“

Chapter 5 Pureblood Pretense - Murkybluematter

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“She bit her lip to keep from smiling at the picture the youngest Malfoy made with his face half-buried in her scarf once more. He looked like a baby bird peeking out of its nest, except he had another nest on the top of his head in the form of his once-perfect hair.”

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Just when she had come to think perhaps there was no ceiling, only empty space, a nudge from behind brought her back to her surroundings. A girl with short blonde hair cut at a fashionable angle away from her face leaned close to whisper, “It’s enchanted to look like the sky outside, but if you don’t stop gaping like a fish at it, everyone will think you’re a commoner before even get sorted.”

Chapter 2 Pureblood Pretense - Murkybluematter

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“For those of you who do not know,” he looked toward their group of eleven-year-olds and Rigel found herself riveted against her will. He had a gaze that sprung like a trap if you were foolish enough to let his eyes catch yours, “I am Potions Master Severus Snape, your Head of House.