Enid: Hey, babe, are we having Gay Wrath again this year?
Wednesday: No, we have a gay pride.
Enid: What? But I already polished up our rainbow battleaxes! *pouts*
Wednesday: And I already released the entire pride.
Wednesday: *simply points into the distance*
Enid: *looks over and squints*
Enid: Why is Bruno running like someone lit his tail on fire?
Wednesday: Survival. And before you ask, yes, they are all indeed gay.
Wednesday: *points again*
Enid: So, um… where exactly did you find enough black leather assless chaps for an entire pride of big gay lions?
Wednesday: I happen to know a witch with a particularly gay wardrobe.
Enid: *snort of laughter* Holy crap, we seriously have lions, a witch, and a gay wardrobe? This is so freaking Narnia right now!
Wednesday: If that amuses you, then you’ll be pleased to know that, entirely by coincidence, this particular pride is lead by a lion named…
Enid: REALLY?! OH EM GEE I’M TEXTING YOKO!
Bruno: 🏃♂️💨 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🏳️🌈〰️