[resistance-army]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[depsidase]

[questions-about-blorbos]

How does your Blorbo handle physical combat?

Feral biting, scratching, and hissing like a wet cat

Overly elaborate, tragic monologues while holding a sword

Just throws a random chair at the problem

Stands there menacingly while their minion/partner does all the work

Delivers cold and precise death to their enemy

Remaining time: 6 days 21 minutes

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[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[fahadaccount]

For your sanity, let it end. You’ll be fine

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

[anglaised]

If you love abortion so much how would you feel if your own mother aborted you?

realistically id feel nothing bc id be aborted but if ur asking this version of me id be delighted bc my mom is a demon and i wouldve loved just being a clump of cells #nothingmore

[resistance-army]

you ever wonder where people get the money to travel all the time? how do you afford the plane tickets, bus fare, hotel rooms, food??

[gremlininho]

obsessed with this photo of a cat

[feliville]

Commission for @authormicahflowers, of their characters Jaivyn and Plexi from their upcoming novelette "Now Shake It, Baby!" 💜

"Now Shake It, Baby!" is a short and sweet romance with a little bit of heat about two Black lesbians in their thirties finding love and adventure.

If you'd like to read the novelette, you can support its launch in Kickstarter here!! [link] 💜

[anglaised]

the desire to pretend white women are simply always victims and groomed into fascist movements instead of being willing participants is by design, u have been taught ur entire life that white women are dainty angels that have to be lead and protected and no harm they do is fault of their own, thats why u think literal nazi women are just confused harmless babies, it’s designed that way on purpose

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard and completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[neorevelation]

heart shaped bear trap jewelry

[beadyeyes]

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

[thefickleone]

Do you ever read a fanfic that is just so good it just sticks with you into days or even weeks after you’ve read it. Like you could be sitting in class or alone in your room and suddenly you’re just like, wow, that was a really good fanfic. Like it was really good.  

[essenceofbananafish-deactivated]

Ok but I’ve read fanfic so good that I remember it YEARS later and I have to take a second to be like, damn that was a good fanfiction