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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

official-keyes

Got his ass honestly

theprimememeister

The Alien

time to get ready for bed so i can wake up bright and early for my two hour commute kmnpls

vyva-melinkolya

#this

m-elloncollie

the dock (2006)

#i miss this #the cold crisp air #if you stay out too long your fingertips start to get cold and you lose feeling #the snow crunches when you walk on it #but you’re also sort of scared to walk on it because you could slip

2 hour commute tmrw😬😬

m1sterryan

saw that new spider-man movie

#spiderman

smalltown-heroes

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ 2016 // 2026 ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

#marvel #spiderman brand new day #spiderman

drops-of-universe

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

#if you don’t have one kid by the age of 20 what ru even doing w ur life??#🙄

twinkhole-destroyer

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

note-a-bear

Employers when you try to use your pto

#but all the other staff members are leaving 🥺🥺#we’ll be short staffed for the event 🥺🥺

sacred-portal

east-of-nowhere

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

polarcell

I was just talking with a friend who hates cooking which is so wild to me bc I love cooking so much it is hard for me to understand people that don't like it, but i know many exist. my parents don't like cooking either, but my grandmothers both do, so i feel like it jumped a generation for us. and then i also wonder how much of it is learned and how much not. so! poll time

do you like cooking and were you taught to cook by your family?

i like cooking & i was taught

i feel neutral & i was taught

i don't like it & i was taught

i like it & i was not taught

i feel neutral & i was not taught

i dislike it & i was not taught

nuance

Voting ended onAug 4

#hate cooking #hate spending in a kitchen #hate planning meals and spending money on ingredients #hate hauling groceries on public transit #hate the whole ass experience #wasn’t taught to cook #i winged it #cultural food tho?? my grandma taught me #and friend and mom #im not sure you can cook cultural food without being taught??

itzzkaylaaa

“That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero.”

#marvel #natasha romanoff #peter parker #iron man

who and why would anybody eat properly cooked meat when you can eat it right now???

#if my body wants to get food poisoning maybe it deserves to die