Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If  I were a stop light, Iâd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a  vegetable youâd be a cute-cumber.
There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So Iâm  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Iâm  not staring at your boobs. Iâm staring at your heart.
Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your  body is 65% water and Iâm thirsty.
My  doctor says Iâm lacking Vitamin U.
Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If  I were a cat Iâd spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking  is hazardous to your health⊠and baby, youâre killing me!
You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
You  know Iâd like to invite you over, but Iâm afraid youâre so hot that youâll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I Â bet you $20 youâre gonna turn me down.
I Â like Legos, you like Legos, why donât we build a relationship?
Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends Iâve been touched by an angel?
Thereâs  only one thing I want to change about you, and thatâs your last name.
Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
Iâm  no organ donor but Iâd be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss  me if Iâm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think IâM  cute.
Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise Iâll give it back.
Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, Iâd die.
Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I Â have an âowieâ on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
I  blame you for global warming⊠your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
Youâre  single. Iâm single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, Â drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, Â youâre so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I Â hope thereâs a fire truck nearby, cause youâre smokinâ!
I Â just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If  you were a burger at McDonalds, youâd be McGorgeous.
Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Youâre  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is  your car battery dead? Because Iâd like to jump you.
Iâm  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Itâs  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise youâd be too hot to handle.
