Hello

London. 28. infp. pisces. chaotic good. bi. she/her. @bearwithmewhileievolve is my best friend. cashapp: $vulunar theme: extasisthemes

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[zancraft]

why do boobs have to be covered what secrets do they hold

[official-boob-posts]

Victoria’s if I remember properly

[heathyr]

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Tuck him out 😈

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

[coco-snow]

I'M PUTTING HIM BACK

[psychotic-gerard]

the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

[psychotic-gerard]

accomodations are important but i think they miss the point of this post. sometimes you can't do it. at all. someone needs to do it for you or it will never happen.

[psychotic-gerard]

"and then you force yourself anyway" folks im starting to think some of you really do not understand what it means to not be able to do things.

[daeronhightowerr]

Ngl it's kinda jarring seeing everyone here on Tumblr rightfully disliking AI, but then the offline folks treat it like Google

[bisexualjeans]

it’s literally so jarring to me when I have to interact with people outside of my designated people circle cuz I REALLY REALLU wanna hold them and shake them so hard because words cannot explain

[seaphine]

the damage has been done (overshared)

[egberts]

silly bandz bandwidth must be soooo slow

[egberts]

i love it when people are funnier than me on my own post

[ageae]

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[kragehund-est]

they say "i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" and it's some shit i would wish on the 47th person down on my enemy list. im starting to think some of you don't have real enemies

[hotvampireadjacent]

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

[garbage-empress]

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

[hotvampireadjacent]

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

[punkitt-is-here]

god i have so fucking much to do. and for what!!!!!!!!!!

[punkitt-is-here]

i fucking GUESS ill persist god DAMNIT

[nepharim-tree]

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[i-am-a-fan]

Me talking to the founding fathers: While your system was fundamentally rooted in democracy, it failed to account for the rapid change in society’s growth and vast diversity that would come from it. It also has no concrete definition for how serious to take it, making it easy for the greedy to take advantage of.

George washington eating his third fruit gummy snack: The idea was to hand the government into the hands of the people. Although, I doubt with such a large union of people that it’d ever be possible to reach one ideal we can all agree on. However, if a man was corrupted in power, it is the duty of the american people to remove him for the health of the nation.

Thomas Jefferson who’s 80 pages into the yaoi novel i forgot to take out of my bag: These twinks… where can i purchase one?

[i-am-a-fan]

that curse doesn’t work on me. Nice try tho. Yaoi jefferson will never have the same reach as miku binder jefferson and you have to accept this

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[ryebreadgf]

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together