Doofenshmirtz evil again inc.

Very self indulgent blog about the Dwampyverse (Phineas and Ferb + Milo Murphy's Law + Hamster and Gretel) and a lot of Perryshmirtz (mostly human Perry when it's kissing or that stuff)

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Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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The prophecy✨👀 (without text ver. can be found here)

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YOOOOOOOOO

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Reminder that February 1 is just the beginning of it all and you still have time to draw them. Keep the art coming

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💐 THE HUSBANDS 💐

Original post here

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Wait..

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What if everything gets better in 2016

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[houndmother]

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[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

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Muah!💋~

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Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Nemesis to friends (season 1-4) to -> Partners (mml) to -> Situationship (season 5)

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Breakdown

Season 1:-

Heinz: I actually don't like you. And you can tell because I do actually keep trying to harm you.

Perry: This hatred is mutual! DID YOU JUST CHEAT ON ME WITH A PANDA BEAR? Ok i lied i wanna kiss you really bad actually. Believe me, I am equally mortified by the strength of this revelation.

Season 2: (This is a very good season for Backyard Gang fans)

Heinz: You comfort me and we're kind of friends. We shouldn't be though. I wanna keep being evil so that means YOU have to be evil. So I am going to keep trying to mind control you.

Perry: I kind of want to invite you for dates outside of clock out hours. Work in progress.

Season 3: (The Acid Trip Season) or (The Season of Experimental AUs)

Heinz: Ok I REALLY like you and at this point i kind of want to become evil just to make you proud. My affection for you is unfortunately bleeding into sheer anxiety of losing the one good relationship I'd ever built.

Perry: I am, quite literally, in love with you. Yes, with a mind boggling intensity. I can prove it by showing you an entire album worth of memories in my wallet. If you keep going to Seattle behind my back to see your ex im going to kill you.

[Insert the events of Phineas and Ferb across the second Dimension in between S3 and S4]

Season 4: (Season of Perry. ) (Theyre very married this season)

Heinz: Ok, yes, fine. I love you. Thats fine though, I'm pretty sure you love me too.

Perry: I'm so taken its not even funny. Everyone stop flirting with me. And I need my boss to STOP SENDING ME TO THESE FUCKASS FARAWAY MISSIONS. GOD. Seeing Heinz at them always makes me feel better though.

Milo Murphy's Law, season 2:-

Heinz: Perry? His ass is WHIPPED for me.

Perry: Yeah my ass is whipped for him.

Phineas and Ferb, Season 5: (Weirdly Major Monogram and Bujeet centric season. Which is a choice. Francis is making his divorce everyones problem)

Heinz: I still love Perry but ummmmmm hes pissed at me. Im sheepish about it.

Perry: I'm so pissed at him. I'll prove it by flirting with people and giving them my number. Yes, I know he doesnt buy it for a second shut up.

Bonus!

Chibiverse:-

Perryshmirtz is actively married. Like actually

Star Wars:-

Sleeping with each other. Non comittal. Arguably the healthiest Perry variant out there.

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Draw your otp in this challenge

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Disney trip 😛

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I feel like it needs to be known my spouse and I got engaged in these shirts in 2023

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LEGENDARY MOMENT

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Love is real

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@mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

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Draw your otp in this challenge

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Disney trip 😛

[candescent-corvus]

I feel like it needs to be known my spouse and I got engaged in these shirts in 2023

[chio-chan2]

LEGENDARY MOMENT

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Love is real

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Nemesis to friends (season 1-4) to -> Partners (mml) to -> Situationship (season 5)

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Please!

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@adhdoofenshmirtz look at this fucking thing that I found

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Please take good care of the he

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Draw your otp in this challenge

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I wonder who

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[perrytheplatyborg]

#hipster #swag #tin can #hand #background #myphotos #food #pasta

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A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

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this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

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Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

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whenever people say “it’s just a prank” about minor cruelty, remember: the people laughing hardest here are the people being pranked. you’ll notice that they aren’t hurt, or upset. they’re enjoying it. they feel loved and included.

that’s how you make a good prank.

[serenitynerd]

I keep putting this back in my queue because it means I restumble upon it and it always makes me laugh. So delightful

[pierogiy]

every day i learn and grow, too

[echoes-of-the-unknown]

I felt compelled to draw this with human! Perry