Games and Music and Probably Porn

I'm just a gamer punk rocker who happens to love the joker and a few other things.

[lostnerdypunk]

I’m changing my account!

If you wanna follow me, i’ll be WellAgedNerdyPunk. I’m still lost, but I'm an adult and I smell like cheese so it makes sense I swear.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Cigarettes are good for the environment because they kill humans

[just-shower-thoughts]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he can avoid his wife.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You have a very small window for self-defense, after that it’s just revenge.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s a big difference between a head count and a body count.

[acoolguy]

i love sitting on bean bags because it’s like sitting on a bigger version of my scrotum

[rcktpwr]

same for me except that its like a smaller version of my scrotum

[sixpenceee]

In this impressive example of latte art, we see a melting clock frothing over the edge of the cup. The illustration is an ode to Salvador Dali’s famous 1931 painting, The Persistence of Memory. Artwork by skapaneas on steemit. @sixpenceee

[shizzler]

☕️

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many world records were broken but never recorded.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sixpenceee]

[popularhumor]

That boy looks like he saw his first porn on accident. He is so stunned.

[popularhumor]

[popularhumor]

[lolfunnyhumor]

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[lostnerdypunk]

I thought it was a mirror selfie but that's a beer

[popularhumor]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

Me as doctor

Other doctor: “Now, gently dab around the wound”

me: