I like everything actually

31/they/them/poly I stream, women and men both hate me and fish attack me on sight

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

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[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[egberts]

[lilyblisslys]

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[crystalfallssneal]

stoopid seals

I know they smell very fishy but my brain insists seals smell like nice fluffy blankets and warm milk

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[transmechanicus]

Darktide is a horde shooter. I ignore that firearms are secondary weapons. I do not practice schmovement. If i get swarmed by Ragers i spam light attack and die!

[depsidase]

[cuckoftheday]

You should transition to female right now.

[cuckoftheday]

[cutecipher]

we have a code red politeful purrer incident

[st7arstruck]

code red squirmful zoomies incident

[landsccape]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[ireniggg]

Lokey intimate type pic for the ladies who carry wet wipes for wen they slick boo boo on themselves

[lookup-brighteyes-deactivated20]

how come u have a dish washing sponge in your bathroom

[ireniggg]

Tru u are very observant. Thts attractive. I actually didn’t notice. but listen life is a highway yknow. Never answer why things are. Thts jst cause and effect. The basic mechanic of life. Why things are is not important. The true question is…would u wobble on me in the club until my foreskin bled?