Lost Strong Bad Emails

Trying to post a new one every Monday, as is tradition

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tape-le9: The Ultimate Collusion

The saga of tape-leg concludes in this 30 minute sbemail epic. tape-leg joins forces with his former enemies staple-face and Coach Z to take on the league of interplanetary do-gooders. Daring adventure and fierce battles ensue. Fate literally hangs in the balance. And in the end, awesome prevails, but Coach Z and Strong Sad don't survive. Tape-leg and staple-face commemorate their comrades' sacrifice with a sick kegger with like, several dozen hot babes and a cool DJ (The Cheat)

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Guest Star

Erin from New Haven, CT asks Strong Bad to have Homsar answer her email as a special guest star. After making fun of her spelling and grammar and noting that the email has no question for Homsar to answer, Strong Bad decides he would like a break and produces a device (a kazoo with a TV antenna) that Homsar told him could be used to summon him "when bygones are paisley" which Strong Bad is pretty sure applies here. Once Homsar appears and sets to work answering the viewpoint follows Strong Bad into the other room where he plays video games while Homsar can be heard muffledly talking in the background.

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Rule 63

When a viewer sends in an email asking Strong Bad if he knows about Rule 63 Strong Bad immediately understands and starts designing "girl-jinkas" of the denizens of Free Country USA. Homestar intrudes to "borrow a cusp of melonade" and develops a crush on the one based on himself but tells her they won't work out because he and marzipan are pretty serious probably.

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Spam Filter

Strong Bad receives an email whose body is just the Final Fantasy XIV copypasta. Annoyed that he keeps receiving this message both in his email and on twitter he goes to Bubs to see what's wrong with his spam filter. It turns out the King of Town has been eating the "residue" out of it for brunch. After Bubs shoos him away Strong Bad goes to answer another email which contains the same copypasta.