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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith

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AnasAbdin
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I got tickets to see this beautiful woman in concert!!
Quick, Kiss Me
Pairing: Bsf!JJ Maybank x Female Reader
Summary: You and JJ are on a mission to find something in an empty classroom and need to look like you weren't when you get caught
Word Count: 1,070
The classroom was dark, only lit by the sunlight outside cutting in through the blinds. You and JJ moved between desks, rifling through drawers, whispering quick updates every time you didn’t find what you were looking for.
“C’mon, it’s gotta be here somewhere,” JJ muttered, tugging open the filing cabinet at the back of the room. He glanced over his shoulder at you, blond hair falling into his eyes. “You’re sure this is the right place?”
You nodded, heart thudding. “Positive. If it's anywhere, it'd be here somewhere.”
And then you saw it—an envelope marked with the wheat stamp you’d been chasing. You held it up triumphantly, but before JJ could take it, the sound of footsteps echoed down the hall. Both your heads snapped toward the door.
“Shit.” JJ’s eyes widened, panic flashing across his face. “Quick, kiss me.”
Your heart stuttered. “What—?”
“Kiss me. Now,” he whispered urgently, grabbing the envelope and shoving it in the back of his pants just as the doorknob rattled.
You caught on and followed his orders, grabbing his cheeks and smashing your lips against his. He pressed you back against the cold metal filing cabinet, hands braced on either side of you. The kiss was messy at first, more about covering your tracks than anything else—until it wasn’t. His mouth softened, lingering, and suddenly you weren’t pretending anymore. His body was flush against yours, and you could feel the thrum of his pulse under your palms.
The door creaked open.
“Mr. Maybank. Miss Y/L/N. Seriously?” The teacher’s voice was sharp, scandalized.
JJ tore his mouth from yours, still caging you in against the cabinet, breathless. “Uh…” he gave a sheepish half-smile, still trying to catch his breath. “Sorry about that, ma’am.”
The teacher’s eyes narrowed, but after a moment, she sighed. “You’re lucky I don’t march you straight to the principal. Get back to class. Both of you.”
“Yessir—ma’am. Absolutely.” JJ threw up a salute and grabbed your hand before the teacher could change her mind, tugging you out of the room with that infuriating grin plastered on his face.
Once the door shut behind you, you finally let out the breath you’d been holding and smiled wide, not just about finding the envelope. Your lips were still tingling, your heart pounding, and JJ was still holding your hand like he hadn’t realized it.
“That was close,” you whispered.
JJ glanced down at you, his grin softening into something else. “Yeah,” he said quietly, his thumb brushing over yours. “Close.” He bumped his shoulder against yours.
The tension between you stretched, electric and heavy as you slowly walked through the halls.
"You're still blushing."
You rolled your eyes, fighting back a smile. “Shut up, Maybank.”
"It's cute."
You continued to walk but couldn't take your eyes of his face, chewing your bottom lip. JJ looked back over you and stopped in his tracks seeing the hungry look in your eyes.
Suddenly he was grabbing your wrist and tugging you gently toward another dark, empty classroom. Before you could ask what he was doing, he’d pushed the door open, pulled you inside, and kicked it shut behind him.
“JJ—” you giggled.
He didn’t let you finish. His hand slid to your jaw, and then his mouth was on yours again, hotter, more deliberate this time. No excuse. No cover. Just him kissing you like he’d been starving for it. You kissed him back just as desperately.
When he finally pulled back, his forehead rested against yours, his breath ragged. “Do you have any idea how long I’ve wanted to do that?” he whispered.
Your chest squeezed, your lips still tingling. “Maybe as long as I’ve wanted you to.”
His grin spread slowly, like he couldn’t believe what you'd just said. He leaned in to kiss you again, but you pressed a hand to his chest as his lips brushed yours, breathless and smiling. “We have to get back before they start asking questions. Or before we actually get in trouble."
JJ groaned dramatically but didn’t move away, his hand slipping down to lace with yours instead. “Fine. But we’re not done with this, princess. Not even close.”
The way he said it made your pulse race all over again.
By the time you and JJ slipped back into the classroom your pulse still hadn’t calmed down. You smoothed your hair, trying to will the heat in your cheeks to fade, but JJ didn’t even bother—he strolled in like nothing happened. He handed the envelope to John B under the table when the teacher had stopped eyeing the two of you suspiciously. Your friends' eyes all widened in excitement.
“What took you guys so long?” Kiara whispered, eyes flicking back and forth between the two of your pink faces.
"That thing was hidden good."
Kiara raised a brow. Her suspiciously eyes flicked from him to you. “Uh-huh.”
You avoided her gaze, pretending to look at the papers on your desk like they were the most fascinating things in the world. But you couldn't help the corner of your mouth from twitching up. Out of the corner of your eye, though, you caught JJ looking at you again. The way his eyes softened for just a second, like he wasn’t in the room with anyone else but you.
John B tilted his head. “Why do you guys look… weird?”
“Weird?” you repeated too quickly, your voice a little higher than usual.
“Yeah,” Pope chimed in, squinting between the two of you. “Like you're hiding something. Like—like maybe you just made out and are trying to act normal about it.” Damn Pope. Always too smart for his own good.
You almost choked. “What?!”
JJ’s smirk widened instantly, like Pope had just handed him the perfect setup. “What makes you say that, Pope? Think I’d kiss her and not brag about it?”
Your stomach flipped, heat rushing to your face. “JJ—” you hissed under your breath, but he only grinned wider, clearly enjoying the way you squirmed.
Kiara’s eyes narrowed even more. “Mm-hmm. Yep, that's exactly what just happened.”
You began scribbling aimlessly on a piece of paper. You froze when JJ's foot slid to be up against yours.
You shot him a glare, but the smug sparkle in his eyes made your heart skip anyway. The air between you still buzzed with leftover tension and suddenly you'd never been so excited for school to be out.
I love this!!! So soft and fluffy! 🥹
♡ Unfairly Hot ♡
Pairing: bsf!JJ Maybank x Reader
Mutual piningggggg
Warnings: Slight alcohol consumption
Summary: JJ overhears a conversation with Sarah and his best friend that he wasn't supposed to 🤭
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It was Saturday night. You and Sarah Cameron were tucked away on the old wicker couch in the screened in porch of the Chateau bathed in the warm hues of the golden hour. You were giggling together as usual and recapping the day.
Your laughs floated through the window to the living room where JJ had just laid down on the couch to eat a sandwhich. The corner of his lip curved up slightly at the sound.
"You need to stop playing like you're not in actual love with JJ, y/n," she giggled and shoved your shoulder lightly causing you to roll your eyes and stare at the ceiling. "Kie and me saw you pretty much drooling over him at the beach today."
His eyes widened and his chewing slowed.
"Was not," you mumbled unconvinsingly, sipping your glass of boxed wine. A blush crawled across your slightly sunburnt cheeks as you imagined him again, doing what he did best on his surf board.
"You always are and I don't know how he doesn't notice— and I'm sure he doesn't, because if he did he'd do something about it. He's so in love with you too."
His eyes narrowed as he waited for your response, heartbeat picking up pace in his chest.
"No he's not, he's been flirty with me for years. It's just how he is. I think he thinks he's getting on my nerves and that's why he does it but, oh my god— I kinda love it so much," you finally admitted, pressing the cold glass to your forehead as you felt your face getting hot and not just because of the sunburn.
JJ choked on his drink and pressed his knuckles to his lips to keep the two of you from hearing his coughs through the window. His mouth dropped open slightly in disbelief at the confession once he was done fighting for his life. He'd flirt with you every second of your life if that's what you wanted.
You peaked over at the blonde next to you to see her smiling at you triumphantly. "It kills me though. I know he'd never actually make a move and god I want him to sometimes. All the time, actually. And it's getting worse. He's never made me nervous like this."
Sarah squealed with excitement and clanked her glass against yours in an unsolicited cheers. "Thank you for your honesty, y/n. And no I'm serious, he does exactly what you do when he knows you're not looking, swear."
You rolled your eyes at her in disbelief. The two of you had been friends since you were kids. You figured you were a no fly zone for him. You leaned closer to her, voice dropping. “I swear, Sarah, it’s actually been driving me crazy. I have always had a crush on him but it's gotten so intense. Like— he gets more and more attractive every damn day—” You buried your face in your hands, groaning. “I can hardly look at him anymore, he's unfairly hot. And it’s not just that. I want him. All the time. Want him— like on top of me."
The two of you began to giggle uncontrollably. JJ, on the other hand was frozen in place. All he could do was gulp and fight the tightness of his pants and the urge to fly through the window screen.
"The way he was looking at your ass today when you and Kie were running to the water, I'm certain he'd happily get on top of you. Just go ask."
“Sarah! No.” you hissed, shoving her shoulder.
"Or...or when you were bent over with him looking for shark teeth. He was barely looking for teeth, I'll tell you that much."
"That doesn't mean anything. I know he looks at my boobs and stuff. He's admitted it to my face. He'd probably look at any boobs," you shook your head, cheeks burning and took a gulp of wine. “He has no idea. And it's gonna stay that way.”
Except… he did.
Later, when the moon was higher you were in the hammock swaying lazily in the yard scrolling endlessly on your phone. The night was warm, fireflies flickering over the marsh, the fairy lights in the trees twinkling soft yellow. You let the hammock rock beneath you, trying to clear your head.
The ropes dipped suddenly under another weight as JJ dropped onto the hammock beside you, nearly making you yelp.
“Jesus, Jayj,” you exhaled, trying to steady the sway. “You can’t just—”
“Course I can.” His voice was low and lazy, a grin tugging at his lips as he settled close enough that his shoulder was brushing yours. “This is my hammock.”
You tried to roll your eyes, but your chest was so tight. The fairy lights lit him up in a way that made it worse—his golden hair a little messy from the day, eyes bright, his skin still sun-warmed. You couldn’t even look at him for too long without your pulse spiking.
He didn’t say much at first, just let the hammock sway, watching you like he was enjoying your squirming. You began to fiddle with the tiny loose braid in your hair that you'd started earlier when you were alone as you stared up at the trees, thinking about him of course. He really was all you could think about lately. It had become a real problem.
Then his hand reached out, almost casually, tugging at your work. He twisted the braid between his fingers, smirking faintly. “You always do this when you’re nervous?"
You blinked. “D-do what?”
“Play with your hair.” His grin grew. “Except now I’m the one doing it.”
Your stomach flipped and you felt as though you were going to melt through the holes in the hammock. You'd usually have a snappy comeback but suddenly you could barely form words, heat crawling up your cheeks. He leaned in close enough that his shoulder pressed into yours. The smell of saltwater, sun and smoke clung to him. It was dizzying.
You opened your mouth to tell him to stop messing with you, but he beat you to it—his voice dropping lower, softer.
“So, uh… about what I heard earlier.”
Your breath caught, and the hammock nearly tilted with how fast you turned to look at him. “What did you hear?”
He smiled, almost gently this time. “Porch window was open. You and Sarah weren’t exactly whispering.”
Your face went hot. “Oh my god—JJ—I—”
“Relax,” he murmured, eyes locked on you. “Don’t go all shy on me now. You’re so cute when you blush, you know that?”
You were stammering, words tripping over themselves. “I-I wasn’t—I didn’t mean—you weren’t supposed to—”
“Hey,” he cut in, thumb brushing over the braid still looped in his fingers. “Don’t be embarrassed. Or do be," he shrugged, "I've never seen you like this. I could get used to it."
You chewed on your bottom lip in defeat.
"But really, don't be embarassed, I liked hearing it. Kinda made my night. Or year—or, life if we're being honest.”
Your chest tightened, heartbeat pounding so loud you swore he could hear it. He tilted his head, watching your lips as you tried to form a response, but nothing came out but a shaky breath. He couldn't believe he could make you feel like this.
“See, Princess?” he teased softly, a smile plastered on his face. “Can’t even talk. That’s how bad you’ve got it.” His grin softened as he stared down at your lips. “Good thing I’ve got it just as bad. Always have."
The words hit you like a wave. Before you could think, his mouth was on yours—warm and slow at first, the hammock rocking dangerously under the shift. Your hand curled into his shirt, breath hitching as he deepened the kiss, thumb still tangled in your hair. You let out a soft moan as he used his other hand the grab your waist and pull you closer.
He pulled back just enough to rest his forehead against yours. “You have no idea what you do to me," he whispered, rubbing his thumb on your cheek, eyes locked on your lips. Then his mouth curved back into a smirk, "I've always thought you were unfairly hot too.”
The Upper Hand
Pairings: Bf!JJ x Fem!Reader x Rafe
Warnings: 18+, MDNI, Dual POV, unprotected p in v, fingering, sharing, etc.
Summary: JJ thinks Rafe can finger his girlfriend better than Rafe can fuck her.
Author's Note: a quickie for my pretty sluts 😘 I've had crazy writers block but here's something small for my babies.
Rafe's POV:
"Fuck yes right there daddy!" I hear her scream out as she takes my cock deep in her tight little pussy. We hear a loud huff from the other side of the room.
sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you
Call Him Back
Pairings: JJ Maybank x fem!reader
Warnings: 18+ MDNI, PIV, obscene phone call, dirty talk, daddy kink-ish, fluff-ish, praise kink-ish, unedited (if I missed any let me know)
Summary: JJ and you are in the middle of something when you get an unexpected phone call.
"Oh shit Y/N.." JJ moans out while railing you in doggy style. *buzz...buzz...buzz* You ignored your phone that was on vibrate. *buzz...buzz...buzz* Whoever it was could wait, or that's what you thought. *buzz...buzz* The ringing stopped. "Okay who needed you that bad, I'm curious now." JJ spoke up, his thrusts getting slower causing you to groan. You reach over to the side table and hand him the phone, not really caring who it was. JJ scoffs. "Call him back." He said fast and with a stern voice. You didn't know who 'he' was, and you were kinda in the middle of something. "JJ we are a little busy it can wait." You try to take the phone from him to put down but he doesn't budge. "Call. Him. Back." He said with a gravel tone. "No!" After I yell I feel him slam back into me causing me to become a moaning mess. Suddenly I hear a voice from the phone. "Hey Y/N, I wanted to s-" the voice got cut off by JJ. "Do you hear that Rafe? The most beautiful sounds- mmmmm- to ever hear." "Oh fuck-" I couldn't control my words. "Yeah you like taking my big cock while this dickhead is on the phone huh? *slaps my ass and starts pounding into me harder* Come on baby, don't hold back, put on a show for this pathetic bitch." He started going faster which caused me so much pleasure, I couldn't help it. "Oh fuck daddy, -mmmm- don't stop!" My eyes were crossing and I started to bounce back on his dick. JJ pulled me back by my hair and put the phone up to my ear. "Tell him baby. Who do you belong to? Who fucks you so good?" "You do JJ!" I responded while shutting my eyes. "Mmm- oh fuck baby, your pussy is so fucking tight." "I'll call you back later Y/N, seems like you're-" Rafe said over the phone. "D-don't go, mmm fuck JJ, just like that, just like that daddy." I moaned out, mostly for JJ but somewhat uncontrollably. I heard Raf hang up so I dropped my phone on the ground. "Oh fuck fuck fuck, don't fucking stop." I cried out, my legs began to shake as my orgasm took over me. Not long after, JJ followed with his own orgasm. I could feel him pulsing inside me as we both giggled about what we just did. "So daddy huh? that's new" He teased. "Oh shut up, like you didn't just call Rafe while you fucked me!" He laughed in response. "That's because he's trying to get in your pants! I just wanted to let him know where he stands, and now he'll always remember that, you. *kisses my forehead* are. *kisses my nose* mine. *kisses my lips, which starts to get a little heated*. "Wanna call Kelce next?" I rolled my eyes and continued kissing him.
he’s so sassy, I love him I want him to be bossy to me🙏
I just wrote up this lil blurb. @redhead1180 @blueicequeen19 @lovelyjj
practice part iii - part one // part two a/n: didn't have the energy to proofread we die like men. cw for manipulation (less than previous parts tho), p in v, 18+ mdni
me again lmao 🙈
what about a fic where y/n, JJ and Rafe all decide to fuck randomly in the country club? just like.. super public (maybe some ppl watching) and maybe they don't stop until they get thrown out?
I'm sorry this is so filthy 🙈
*Night of Midsummers*
blurb of jj rough fucking you in his new bed
includes… heavy smut, unprotected p in v (don’t do that) oral, (fem!receiving) overstimulation, ROUGHHH sex
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“thought you said you were waiting until you asked me to be your girlfriend hm?” jj pounds into you mercilessly as you moan louder. “couldn’t- fuck… FUCK baby- couldn’t hold back..” jj muttered and railed you even harder.
jj suddenly pulls out, before you could whine, jj connects his lips to your puffy clit and eats you out with abandon. as you reach your high, he plunges his two digits into your sopping pussy roughly, earning another orgasm out of you. “baby.. too much” you whimpered.
“not done yet mama.” he smirked as he suddenly rammed back into your cunt, fucking you rougher and rubbing tight circles on your clit. “you’re so tight and wet… fuck- tell me where you want my nut at baby.” he lifted your legs over his shoulders, making his cock hit magic spots you didn’t even know existed.
jj kept hitting those spots with each thrust until he brung you to the edge. “FUCK JJ!” you screamed and came on his cock, hard. he fucked you roughly through your orgasm, causing you to have another one and let out gushing liquid from your spasming pussy.
“fuck baby that’s all i need, shit that’s it right there.” his thrusts became more erratic as he neared his climax. “where you want it at sweet girl?”
“i-inside…” without another word, jj went harder and faster until his cock erupted, spurts of cum shooting from his twitching tip. “fuck baby, did you like that?”
“yeah, i did”
“good girl, you made a mess.”
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@redhead1180
uncle!jj makes his niece feel so much better (contains incest)
jj was always there for you when you needed him. no matter what it was, he came when he was called. flat tire, shitty friends, needed some extra money, wanted to fuck, he was there. he was the best uncle anyone could asks for.
the only thing he can remember is seeing complete red—from the moment you called, choking on your words asking to come over, to you standing in front of his door, head pounding and burning tears staining your cheeks. of course all of this had to have sprouted from your dad. he could be such an asshole sometimes…
“he doesn’t get to talk or treat you that way.” jj paced back in forth in front of you. you could see the anger steaming from his head as he was thinking about his next move. he was furious. how could someone treat his sweet niece that way? let alone your own fucking dad.
“do you think you can make the pain go away? you know…comfort me.” jj stopped right in his tracks and slowly turned to face you. An almost helpless expression panned on his face while he apologized constantly for being in his own thoughts. he sat down beside you and reached his arm around your back, but that wasn’t the kind of comfort you needed. “no uncle j. i want you to make me forget.”
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“fuckkk. just let it out sweet girl.” jj had you laid out on your stomach, face buried into the mattress while he slowly rolled his hips into yours. the sound of his skin slapping against yours matched up with your moans. the prettiest sound to ever grace jj’s ears. whines and sniffles escaped your mouth as he hit all the right spots. he made you feel so much better. he made you feel understood. jj leans down, pressing all his weight on top of you with his breath tickling your ear. “i could’ve have raised you so much better. just let me take care of you sweetie. you’re already so attached just let it happened.” before you managed to get any words out, he grabs a fistful of your hair and starts brutally pounding into you making you cum over and over. jj didn’t need to hear you say anything. he already knew the answer. he practically raised you. you’ve been so attached to him since you were a little girl.
@starfxkrinc
✰ 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝!𝐣𝐣 (2)
— random texts with your boyfriend, jj maybank
rating: sfw — cw: suggestive — links: one • two
Behind the scenes of the hot tub scene and I can’t seem to find my clothes 😭😭😭
More BTS of that scene