lotf gay cafe

[lotf-gay-cafe]

hi loyal customers sorry that I didn’t do orders for a bit I’m going to slow down on asks since doing like five in a day was possibly overworking my barista

also like this is meant to be silly goofy for fun mainly so it’s not a priority

your orders will be handled just slower!! thank you for understanding lotf fans

[lotf-gay-cafe]

Somebody said if you play this song all the girls will go lotf gay cafe

lotf gay cafe approves of this message

[lotf-gay-cafe]

Hi uh can I get uh a uh um the uh kill the pig cut her throat spill her blood uh

let me ask the barista idk our menu.... @ask-lotf-blue-haired-barista

[lotf-jail]

can we take roger out of solitary cmon he only killed like a few people

I'll embezzle from the gay cafe for a bribe.....

Hmm...We'll see. If you can secure a "payment" within the next few days, I may consider letting him out of solitary.

[moyhf]

okay it's been a few days I got like 20k dollars!! idk where the cafe got this money from it says it's going bankrupt but oh well!! not my problem even though I own it...

[lotf-jail]

🚓: I see. Thank you for your..donation. I'll store this away for prison funds.

@ruthlessrogeroverhere you can leave solitary now.

[lotf-gay-cafe]

this is why we're broke why did we do this

[lotf-gay-cafe]

what GAY songs do we play at the GAY BAR

born this way by lady gaga and my dead gay son from heathers on loop

[lotf-gay-cafe]

Can I get a gay lotf pride rainbow sparkle born this way latte?

@ask-lotf-blue-haired-barista Im not making that breaks over chop chop I dont pay you nothing for nothing

[lotf-gay-cafe]

now that it's pride month we will be burning down houses if the gay cafe does not get orders. would the police really arrest a GAY cafe?? in JUNE???

[lotf-gay-cafe]

*Slams Your Counter With A Sandwich Clearly Covered in Tears And Blood Of A Swine* Sell This. (I Need To Dispose Of The Evidence Of What I Did)

we're good actually............ maybe ask the cemetery if they'll bury it for you?

don't want to sell anything unsafe to eat!!

@lotf-cemetery

[lotf-gay-cafe]

setting up a pop up branch outside of @lotf-scientology , anyone who beats a raid record gets a free drink and food off their choice!!

[placeholdersixseveb]

hello

join us we have Tom cruise idk

@msfisherot

[doctorbonk]

All OCs and creators join me to raid this building pls thanks

[auroratheicerain]

YO CAN I JOIN

[doctorbonk]

Everyone is allowed to join, even my Hivemind members (which you should join wink wink we have above minimum wage)

[lotf-gay-cafe]

@ask-lotf-blue-haired-barista don’t even think about it

[lotf-gay-cafe]

can i hev a banna

( @ask-percival-wemys-madison)

okay dont die eating it

[lotf-gay-cafe]

gay cafe give me an english breakfast tea and strawberry lemonade for my lovely wife (@catofsammich ) and I

on the house bc you're me I'm you

haha nerd you cant tag them @catofsammich

anyways yes!!

[lotf-gay-cafe]

Bananana 💥

I got like hella money 💸

I got like hella money 💵

I got like five bucks 5⃣

What? 🤔

Lincoln! 🎩

Bananana 💥

I got like hella money 💰

I got like hella money 💎

You ain't got no funds ❌

Yeah 😊

Poor 📦

I can't say anything. you're right we are broke </3

please go to the cafe more guys

do we have to start our own lore???

we will make gay cafe yuri if we start getting orders again

[lotf-gay-cafe]

it’s so empty in here

should we pay our electric bill?

[lotf-gay-cafe]

pig head please

here is a pig's head!! eat up

[lotf-bar]

You need to feed me

Uhhhhhh what do you want to eat? I can't feed you alcohol, so I'll get whatever from the grocery store

[ralphcantthinkofahandle]

Why can't he have alcohol?

[lotf-gay-cafe]

we'll give all the kids alcohol. it's an island we don't have laws who cares??

[lotf-texan]

*challenging guitar strum*

[lotf-gay-cafe]

the cafe isn't in texas you can't hurt me.

[lotf-bar]

Yeah but the bar also isn't in Texas. GET MOLOTOVED!!!! 💥💥💥💥

WE SERVE THE ALCOHOL!!!

[lotf-gay-cafe]

AH

@ask-lotf-blue-haired-barista HELP

[lotf-gay-cafe]

I need three glasses of Coca-Cola.

nice and fresh!!