Despicable Confessions

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Welcome to LOTF despicable confessions

Not to be confused with any other confessions account, this blog is run by one person and one person only. I will not be discussing or commenting on who or what i am. Any asks alluding to this will be posted blindly or ignored outright.

RULES:

1. No confessions containing inappropriate comments about the children in the story. This counts all media the children are portrayed in, including the book, graphic novel, 2 movies, and show

2. Confessions can contain serious topics to an extent however if any of these confessions cross that line they will be deleted

3. Confessions may be about the fandom as well as the actual book

4. Any confessions about my identity will not be acknowledged

additional information:

confessions abouts OCs/AUs are welcomed

confessions will be posted whenever I feel like it, I wont have a fixed schedule so don't bother begging for me to post

DMs are open, but don't be weird with it. Also, I'm not obligated to respond to anyone so if I don't respond then that is that

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LMAO hell yeah

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Confession Number 45 is correct

CONFESSION #66

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OC blogs are just a bunch of self-insert, boring, crap. Nobody wants to see your oc. If you have no creativity and just want to throw your self insert in, please just make original content or write your own book. You aren't special. Your OC isn't cool or quirky. It's embarrassing honestly, because everyone can tell it's a self insert.

And "girl on the island" OCs are the worst. Each and every on of them are pick mes.

CONFESSION#65

Spiritually, it's like the undertale AUs fandom

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The anon who ranted about Roger and Simon being factually and objectively poc is a self-righteous grifter. Roger and Simon were never described as having dark skin necessarily, just being dark, as in nature and hair color. Even the terms describing their skin color could be attributed to a tan.

It's ok to headcanon Roger and Simon as white. Because guess what? There's nothing wrong with being white!! *Gasppp* and by ranting and raging and hating portrayals of white Roger and Simon, you are being racist, because racism does in fact go both ways! *Gassppp*

CONFESSION#64

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To the person responding to my ask about Simon and Roger, Im sorry if I offended you. I just really like those characters and I just want to see unique interpretations of their appearances. POC can look vastly different too. Sorry if I offended anyone.

CONFESSION#63

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no I don't think his alcoholic ass would pilot the plane. Simon would've known who the pilot was/if his dad was piloting his plane. He doesn't say anything about it, nor does he feel particularly upset. Because he HAS had two interactions with the dead pilot and was fine

CONFESSION#62

(In response to confession #43 i think??)

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msfisherot is annoying

CONFESSION #61

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this fandom is so retarded lmao literally why start drama and shit just because someone likes fictional little boys. like just block its not that hard

CONFESSION#60

Why do people in this fandom LOVE the r slur??

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Lowk they butchered some of my favourite characters/ favourite moments in the 2026 version💔 But they didn't do a 100% bad job

CONFESSION#59

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delete this account already

Sorryyyy we do confessions, not requests... :/

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Please can we just stop with all the OCs already. Let's actually see some canon stuff pls

CONFESSION #58

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This isn't a confession but maybe look inwards and do some reflecting on WHY you want to have a blog dedicated to hate and division because thats what this is

Cuz i just got out of school and im bored lmao.

(Also cuz the amount of attention people give situations like this is so stupid that it's funny.)

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why did you remove the "no namedropping" rule? just curious

Too restraining.

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My daddy used to put glass up my vagina

CONFESSION #57

"He calls me his little chihuahua!!...when i was a kid, my dad beat the shit out of me."

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can the anon from confession 48 explain how they know the boys are Anglican?

CONFESSION #56

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I don’t know lord of the flies at all, but your posts won’t leave my feed. I’ve seen SO MANY of them at this point

Just wanted to inform you since I find this funny at the moment LOL

CONFESSION#55

HELP LMAO, you can srick aeound if you want, youre always welcome.

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