im a mess but im happy

15 | Pansexual | she/they | honestly i have no idea what i’m doing here but it’s fun | icon by fantastical-virgil-rain

[failedclone]

I think part of the appeal of Sanders Sides is knowing that the fictional Thomas is just Virgil, Roman, Logan, Patton, Remus And Deceit stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

[softestvirgil]

Ah yes that is what drew me in

[queen-of-the-dinosaurs]

Real estate agent: This is a group of vampires sent to attack watford

Real estate agent:

[thedreamersmagician-deactivated]

simon: hey baz, what’s your type

baz: bronze hair, oblivious, brave, kind, moles

simon: that kind of sounds like me if i was a girl

baz: did i mention oblivious?

[thereaderwhotriestowrite]

(I got the format from @positive-memes , I just added the carry on content ^_^)

[thegayshitposter]

Simon, slamming hands on table: I have decided that I am in fact a snack…

Simon, crossing his arms: People are just not hungry.

Baz, under his breath: I’m fucking starving.

Simon: *Blushing madly*

[loverblot]

Simon: pENNY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT BAZ WAS PLOTTING

Penny: you know I really thought this would sto-

Simon: *shoves hand with ring on it in Penny's face*

[dreamresponsibly]

[wlwebb]

he's morosexual, only attracted to those who are dumb of ass,

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Baz when he's first introduced in Carry On

Baz: Being gay isn't a choice

Baz: It's a game and i'm LOSING

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Simon: I have feelings for you.

Agatha: I have feelings for you too!

Penny, narrating: The feeling was "friendship," but neither had ever experienced it.

[mercury-says]

mood: when you're chillin in California and you are suddenly bombarded by your ex boyfriend and his nemesis of 7 years and realize they're Fucking

[watfordwallflower]

simon and baz be like:

[patroclusdefencesquad]

[pipsqueakparker]

[kitschstr]

rainbow rowell:

carry on fic writers:

[insomniac-arrest]

my brain whenever I find a new thing to fantasize about

[transfemininomenon]

the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story

what a fantastic fucking movie

[transfemininomenon]

also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? “im out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his hands” “i bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retire”

that is the Exact shit that people come up with for dnd characters

[transfemininomenon]

DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps

Westley: do I know anything about this area? Any danger?

DM: roll a history check

Westley: 15

DM: you know of rumors of giant rats in the swamps, as well as quick sand

Westley: what do I know about the giant rats?

DM: roll nature

Westley: [nat 1] …… rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist

DM: hey what’s your passive perception-

[slightlydraconic]

DM: …Okay, so you and Vizzini kind of salute each other with your goblets, and you both drink. And then he says–

Westley: He guessed wrong.

DM: You only THINK he guessed wrong! You failed your perception check from earlier. He switched glasses when your back was turned.

Westley: I poisoned both goblets.

DM:

Buttercup:

Inigo:

Fezzik:

Westley:

DM: You poisoned… BOTH… of the goblets.

Westley: Yeah, you said we could each have a homebrew feat if we wanted. Mine is that I’m really good at drinking this specific poison without dying.

DM:

Westley: It’s in my backstory.

DM: FINE, make a constitution saving throw–

Westley: –with advantage!

DM: *longsuffering sigh* …with advantage.