Carry On Incorrect Quotes

Shannon. 24 y/o

[theinternetarchive]

I just want to let you guys know Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required) and there are (shocker) many books...

[barstoolblues]

[i-am-a-fucking-nerd]

Image ID: r/Seattle

Looking for a nemesis

I (34M) am looking for a nemesis in the Seattle area. (I would also be OK with an arch-enemy or contentious rivalry.) Activities would primarily include antagonizing one another, scheming/plotting against one another, etc. Let me know if…

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[prideknights]

Stay proud, fellow Pride Knights!

[herebegin]

I just found this, and I love this account already

[carryonincorrectquotes]

This is the kinda thing Simon would LOVE

[kaelio]

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

[staarshines]

new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. go.

[dancinbutterfly]

tell me. fucking TELL ME.

[0f-th3-wi1d-deactivated20240905]

i want long, pointy fangs. you have no idea how happy fangs would make me. give me fangs. now.

[torkbf2]

what the hell is wrong with you (said flirtatiously)

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Penny: if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

Agatha: one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. don't know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

Simon: if you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Penny: [laughs]

Simon: ANGELS EXIST ON EARTH AND MY FRIEND IS THE LIVING PROOF!!!

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Simon: [exists]

Baz: This means nothing. I'm twelve, I'm sure these feelings will fade.

[Four years later]

Baz: Any day now.

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Agatha: [takes a deep breath] Today is gonna be a good day

Agatha: [deep breath] There’s going to be no bullshit

Agatha: [opens the door to see Penny standing there]

Penny: Simon's shoes are on the roof again

Agatha: [closes the door]

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Baz: And what’s the one main rule we have?

Penny and Shepard: Dont dare Simon to do stupid stuff.

Baz: And why is that?

Simon: [With his head stuck between the stair rails] Because I have no regard for my personal well-being.

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Penny: You are too good for this world, Simon

Penny: But that’s okay

Penny: I’ll be an asshole for the both of us

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Simon: Is it too much to ask to just have a quiet night in? Slippers, tea, a nice movie?

The vampire he's currently got in a headlock: Oh mooooood.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[carryonincorrectquotes]

AU - Shepard meeting Baz for the first time

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Simon: Baz... I’m in love with you.

Baz, internally: AAAAH oh my god okay it's finally happening play it cool play it cool

Baz, sweating and voice cracking: that’s lit

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Baz: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[carryonincorrectquotes]

Penny: What the fuck is that?

Shepard: A cat

Penny: That is clearly a dragon wearing a cat ear headband

Shepard: No it’s not, it’s a cat

Penny: that breathes fire?

Shepard: …It's a very rare breed

Simon: CAN WE KEEP HIM?! CAN WE KEEP HIM?!