JON

chillón pero chingon

[noctude]

alone on a    night? god youre . go to bed

[lillie-garden]

alright. whatever throats your goat

[milfsisyphus]

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

[belalugosishreds]

you're in her dms, I'm on google looking up nutrient rich soils I'd keep her in if she was a worm

[iamoutofideas]

*cocks penis* *shoots cum* *reloads balls*

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[marisatomay]

having a sister is like girl what is your deal

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[mens-rights-activia]

My tits mmmm so large and heavy with knowledge

[torturequeen]

[beardedmrbean]

[sightofsea]

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

[sightofsea]

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

[alecscudder1987]

it's always fuckin thursday around here

[cicadaland]

Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention

[classically-lit-memes4u]

defend my thesis? like with a sword?

[expiredcheese]