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The Lord of the Pizzas

@lotpizzas

It all began with the forging of the Great Pizzas. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pizzas were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these pizzas was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pizza was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master pizza, to control all others. And into this pizza he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.One pizza to rule them all.

26 posts

May 8, 2015

#the lord of the pizzas #gollum #my precious pizza #lord of the rings #Pizza

May 4, 2015

The Pizza Goes Ever On

#The Return of the Cook #Frodo #samwise #frodo and sam #pizza stories #the lord of the pizzas #lord of the rings

Apr 30, 2015

Well, that isn’t so bad.

#The Return of the Cook #combination pizza hut and taco bell #gandalf #pippin #the lord of the pizzas #lord of the rings

Apr 28, 2015

Men of the Pizza.

#The Return of the Cook #Men of the Pizza #Pizza Men #The Lord of the Pizzas #lord of the rings #aragorn

Apr 22, 2015

Eowyn for the win AKA Eowynning

#The Return of the Cook #eowynning #pizza #eowyn #The Lord of the Pizzas #lord of the rings

Apr 16, 2015

Oh, Figwit.

#The Return of the Cook #figwit #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #arwen

Apr 7, 2015

#The Return of the Cook #suffer this pizza #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #aragorn

Mar 30, 2015

#The Return of the Cook #BPFs #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #legolas x gimli #pizza

Mar 24, 2015

#The Return of the Cook #unrequited pizza #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #aragorn #eowyn

Mar 19, 2015

#The 2-for-1 Towers #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #gandalf

Mar 16, 2015

#The 2-for-1 Towers #worth it #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #samwise #frodo

Mar 9, 2015

Gandalf's at it again.

#The 2-for-1 Towers #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #gandalf

Mar 3, 2015

#The 2-for-1 Towers #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #theoden

Feb 28, 2015

A King's Lament

#The 2-for-1 Towers #A King's Lament #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #theoden

Feb 23, 2015

#The 2-for-1 Towers #Za Brah #Classic Meme Topping #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #samwise #gollum #po-ta-toes

Feb 19, 2015

#The 2-for-1 Towers #Saucy Sun #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #legolas

Feb 16, 2015

#The 2-for-1 Towers #Aragorn not buyin' it #Classic Meme Topping #Lord of the Rings #The Lord of the Pizzas #pizza #legolas #aragorn

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