Random Thoughts

Chris, 20, he/him, Classics major, INTP. Follow for random funnies / nerdies / SJWies

[thegood-byelook]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

[midnightmemoriesmp3-deactivated]

[no-chill-at-all]

[pedro-reed]

The Marvel Cinematic Universe throughout the years

[conbiniiko]

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sandersstudies]

Post on tumblr dot com: hello it is good to not hurt people’s feelings for no reason

Thousands of users on tumblr dot com, simultaneously: actually I am very cool for being cruel to people and also fuck you personally

[naturallytom]

hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink

[cherryclit]

no cuz thats fucking lame

[fairy25]

hey it actually isn’t! i get really really sick whenever i have more than a beer or two and i absolutely hate how people assume i must be lame/a kill joy when i refuse a drink. people choose to be sober or mostly sober for a variety of reasons, e.g. addiction, medical, etc. and not a single one of them is “because i’m a lame person who hates fun” 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

The degree to which drinking is seen as a must in social situations is fucking weird, and I think the fact that people are more put off by non-drinkers than by how much alcohol consumption has permeated the culture is … troubling.

[geekwiththeglasses]

Reasons why people don’t drink or drink only a little like OP:

They have a relative that is/was an alcoholic

They’re recovering from alcoholism or other drug abuse

They’re allergic

Religious reasons

They don’t want to

They’re sensitive to the effects of alcohol or just don’t like feeling tipsy

They don’t like the taste

Alcohol has a lot of calories that don’t offer any sort of benefit (it won’t even fill you up) and they’re watching what they eat

They’re designated driver

They don’t want to

They didn’t drink a lot of water today and know alcohol would only make it worse

Medical reasons

Personal reasons

They really just don’t want to stop trying to pressure them

Also, people who choose not to drink or stop “early” are not obligated to explain why. Why not focus on making sure your friends who are drinking don’t get behind the wheel of a car instead?

[jadeelements]

Based off of @incorrect-overwatch-quotations post here.

I had to draw it. XD

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

agbkhdfbjkhasdb

[respectfulmemes]

[ginger-ale-official]

An important post!

[idezwitch]

and i oop-

[whatevercomestomymind]

Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.

[hustlerose]

the more knives you have the more valid you are 

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[escaping-midnight-deactivated20]

I WATCHED THIS YEARS AGO AND COULD NEVER FIND IT AFTER THAT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[libraford]

Ah yes. Minotaur. The first cowboy. 

[libraford]

I said this to my girlfriend and she just started listing synonyms for ‘bad’ at me. 

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[sarahconnorjr]

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”