bothering a certain senator

bro i am simply. i am simply vibing ///// Icon and header by @elena-illustration

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[squishysphealgirl]

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

[sealdev]

mom said homework. i run away

[comment-tube]

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[catchymemes]

[simplified-birds]

Simplified bird #160 - peach-faced lovebird

( requested by @feiar )

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month

[my-dailydreams]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[postoctobrist]

cat litter safety third boy part three i'm doing a sleep study this weekend for The Disabilities and i just had to sign a consent waiver because the company that makes the equipment has discontinued it due to Risk Of Inhalation Of Microscopic Foam Particles. cursed to be dogged by harmful inhalants !!

cat litter safety third boy we have to get you a respirator

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[lynati]

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[aidashakur]

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.