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The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

lee-pace-yourself

It's not an edit! Never seen before photo from a thranduil photo shoot 🧝‍♂️

volvolassie

Tolkien was ahead of his time

blessyouhawkeye

the hobbit movies were great because peter jackson was like "i want to adapt the hobbit into a movie" and warner brothers was like "no you're gonna make it a trilogy for no reason and make us a billion dollars" and richard armitage was like "the studio has tricked me, classically trained richard armitage, into being here so i'm going to portray a closeted homosexual" and martin freeman was like "i'm in a new zealand commercial!!"

adamshallperish

i'd like to discover the average hobbit traits of the tumblr population

hobbit poll

small

love of holidays and celebrations

no shoes

love to eat plenty of good meals

don't care for adventures

bewildering to dark lords and other malevolent forces

other secret option (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onOct 22, 2023

lizzielovesmovies

mollymerula

i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

ummyesisthisjasongrace

Me too Bilbo me too

archeogeist

what's your sleeping sin?

gotta have my socks

no pillows

8+ pillows

feet at headboard, head at baseboard

door ALL the way open

window open in the winter

something else (tag it!)

none of these wtf is wrong with you people

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

#i have to sleep with ear plugs and an eye mask so i'm dead to the world #also i need an extra pillow to hug in my sleep

therealharbingerofdevastation

Do you ever think about how Tolkien’s vision of the greatest evil in the universe was something he referred to as “The Machine” which was his way of talking about accelerated industrialism and mass surveillance and he wrote multiple books where the main villains were a dragon who sits on a huge pile of treasure that he never intends to use but incinerates anyone who comes near it, a man in a giant tower who’s wrecking the environment with his factories, and an evil being who uses what’s essentially a listening device to control the citizens of middle earth. And now Amazon is making a Tolkien show. Do you ever think about that.

#tolkien rolling in his grave #jeff bezos is sauron confirmed

girlblocker

tag game where were u and what were u doing when u found out the queen of England died

#eating microwave mac n cheese alone in my house and about to finish a 1000 piece mulan puzzle

funnytwittertweets

deheerkonijn

little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

what-your-elf-eyes-see

Because we know that Legolas went days without sleep feelin’ spry as ever, I see this and I raise you 48 hours when they true-sleep

deheerkonijn

@what-your-elf-eyes-see Not only am I into this, I’m obsessed with this. What if the reason why elves don’t really like to true-sleep is because they’re basically comatose and it makes them super vulnerable?