All In

Taylor Lautner. 23. Single. Actor and adrenaline enthusiast. I just want to do things that I love with people that I enjoy, that so much to ask for?

[eyesontaybert]

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[tfjoeyk]

Pizza Time || Ashley & Taylor

[tfjoeyk]

“I hate to break it to you babe, but that other guy you’re talking about, that’s just your reflection in the mirror.  So I’m sorry to say that the loser here in fact is you.” she teased as followed him into the house.  “You call a half eaten pizza a feast?”   she laughed taking the beer and plopping down on the couch next to him.  “So uh…where’s this awesome company you were talking about?” she teased as she took a sip of her beer.

[lottalaut-blog]

“Those baby blues are telling packs of lies, I tell you. Lies!” he insisted with a laugh, pushing the door closed with a foot. “Let’s be honest here, there’s at least three quarters of prime Topper’s pizza right there, it’s more like two feasts. And I’m a growing man-child, we have to keep fed or we get super grumpy. You don’t want me grumpy, right?” he asked, pulling out a deep frown and puppy eyes. “Are you sure we’re friends? I’m starting to doubt we’re friends, Benson. Because if we were friends there’d be no question that my company is without equal and you’d admit that this is the highlight of your day- week even,” he chuckled, knocking his knee against hers and tapping their bottles together.

[tfjoeyk]

Pizza Time || Ashley & Taylor

It had been about a month since Ashley had last seen Taylor, so the fact that he was around again made her happy.  She threw on a pair of sweats and a t-shirt, grabbed her phone and headed out the door.  It was a pretty warm night for mid November, so Ashley had her windows down and her radio cranked up as she made the 20 minute drive to Taylor’s place.  After parking the car, she made her way up and knocked on the front door.  “Hey loser open up!” she laughed as she pounded on the door.

@lottalaut

[lottalaut-blog]

Taylor opened his door with a grin, snorting at the quip. “There’s only one loser here and it’s not me,” he tossed back, curling his arm around her shoulders and kicking the  leading the way over to his squishy couch where a large pizza -a couple slices already missing- and several beers were waiting on the coffee table. “Was that so hard? Sweatpants and a drive in return for a feast awesome company?” he teased, grabbing his own beer and holding out a second fresh bottle to her before dropping into his usual spot, sweats-clad legs kicking up on the ottoman. 

[eliteellen-blog]

I have a working nanny but I appreciate the offer. If anything ever changes I’ll let you know though. I really do appreciate it. 

[lottalaut-blog]

It’s no problem at all, everyone could use a helping hand sometimes. And for the record- he’s a complete idiot if he’s serving you, especially considering he was lucky enough to get a ‘yes’ in the first place.

[annakendrickchick-deactivated20]

Oh, then my work here is done.

[lottalaut-blog]

That’s cold, Anna. So cold. I’d ask how you been but I think my lips are frozen shut.

[lottalaut-blog]

[la-ahad]

[annakendrickchick-deactivated20]

That is pretty cool though. Shark boy was cute, much cuter than this werewolf I once had to work with.

[lottalaut-blog]

Whaaa! That hurts, it really does. I mean I’m completely speechless.

[annakendrickchick-deactivated20]

I was walking through a store today and Cups came on and it was like an out of body experience. 

[lottalaut-blog]

Once upon a time there was a movie about shark boys and lava girls and sharkboy had to sing... There’s also a pretty horrific rendition of ‘Apologize’ on youtube and some really, really bad karaoke circling on TMZ. I think you’re still way ahead of the majority of us if it was just an out of body experience.

[lottalaut-blog]

@ashbenzo: @tdlaut Ugh...fine! That means I have to get dressed though :(

@tdlaut: @ashbenzo it's not like you're walking a carpet, just throw something on, crazy. And hurry! Pizza's getting cold 😭

[eliteellen-blog]

That horribly awkward moment when you’re out with your kids and you get served with divorce papers.

[lottalaut-blog]

It’s 100% none of my business and without trying to come off as a pedophile… I’m good with kids if you ever, y’know, need a mom night. I can even promise relatively balanced meals and tuckered out little ones upon return.

[lottalaut-blog]

text: open

Phoebe: Half a bottle of red wine and I'm so keen to dance.

Phoebe: Come out with me

Taylor: Is this an open offer or did you hit the wrong number?

Taylor: Because my dancing skills can be hit or miss but I'm willing to give it a shot...

[carlislevox-deactivated20160113]

Uh, yo, yeah, my name is Victoria it rhymes with… Victoria?

[lottalaut-blog]

Movies, music, television… but you still can’t rap? I’m terribly disappointed, V.

[lottalaut-blog]

@ashbenzo: @tdlaut I couldn't tell ya babe. But you're welcome to come over and ask it yourself. ;)

@tdlaut: @ashbenzo I'm supplying heavenly pizza AND alcohol, you can bring that body over here.

Honest hour. Nothing will be deleted. Just come and ask.

[rpmemes-galore]

On a scale of 1-10, how much does your muse want to grab mine’s butt?

[lottalaut-blog]

@ashbenzo: @tdlaut Not my fault you can't hold your whiskey. :P

@tdlaut: @ashbenzo uh-huh, yuk it up Ash :P beer before liquor never sicker is a very real law and I don't understand how your body ignores it.