/mer @lottedemer - Tumblr Blog

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

私に雨が降らない

Meirl

meirl

Me_irl

me⚡irl

people who have tags for their own text posts like “shut up _____” or “_____.txt” or “_____ talks” are some weirdos like 85% of the time i’ve noticed

also applies to people who use a synonym in place of “talks” like babbles or chirps or rambles

teas x x

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

New Halloween pumpkin bulbasaur next week

You ever just act normal to flex on these tumblr freaks?

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnIsocIDKEL/

‪She bless the rains down in Africa ‬

it always warms my heart to see birds approving human music like we did it guys we impressed the best

/mer