Monkey's Favorite Peach

18+ only, 27 years old - PfP done by VenomPeach!

[lotusloong]

Requests are Closed!

In between writing my WIPs I’d like to get additional practice in as well as interact with more of y’all!

I do not have a specific time frame I'm giving myself to complete these, it’s for fun and pleasure. Please do not send in message after message asking if I’m doing your prompt or why isn’t it out yet. Writing takes time and I have a life outside of my blog. (If you want to send in an ask to make sure I got your request you are more than welcome to, just don’t spam me with one everyday.)

Accepted fandoms:

Journey to the West

Black Myth Wukong

New Gods Nezha Reborn

Monkey King Reborn

Monkey King Hero is Back

Netflix Monkey King

Lego Monkie Kid*

*When it comes to Lego Monkie Kid I have not actually watched the show in its entirety. If you have an idea for something plot related, be sure to be specific so I can look it up.

Things I will not write:

Torture porn

Scat and piss play

That's literally it, anything else is free game, I welcome dark and twisted ideas just as much as I do happy and fluffy ones

How to make a request:

Send in an ask or submission, be sure to include things like:

The version/fandom 

What themes you would like to see (something dark or something fluffy, smut wanted or keep it platonic, etc)

The characters involved

Any specific details about Reader if it is a reader insert request! My default is to write female Reader, but if you want male or non-binary please specify! Also true if you want specific ties to cultures or backgrounds and such! 

Writing OC’s is pretty shaky ground for me, mostly because I will never know your OC better than you. For this reason, as of right now, I will not do OC requests unless it's a commission.

Other than that go wild! I have a tag under Prompt Ideas to send in, or you can send in your own thoughts!

[lotusloong]

Sukuna really is so mischaracterized by the fandom. It's actually kinda impressive.

[lotusloong]

Lol I'm surprised y'all haven't noticed the Honor of Kings Sun Wukong

Oh you silly anon, of course we've noticed him!! I've talked about him with both @karoxarts and @venompeach in DMs quite a bit!!!

How could I not when he looks THIS gorgeous???

I know this is an upcoming new skin on release for him, but his other skins looks so beautiful tooooooooooo (I personally love Anoman a lot as well omg 🤭💖🥰)

It took some digging and theorizing between @karoxarts and I to learn the story from the Self Salvation short they dropped, and I will say that while I loved it, I wish they hadn't made Wukong's face so...human looking. (It's the nose. They gave him a human nose so his face just looks...off to me.)

But the animation and design direction in general is gorgeous to look at!! It almost makes me feel tempted to play the game myself, it's just not my normal style of game play so I haven't. Maybe at some point.

[catoswound-moved]

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

[queixumes]

[unquietgravekeeper]

Holy fuck

[zero-energy-counters]

is it shaped like a dong in latin too

[sparkchamber]

@fusion-cannon-advertisement

[caralarm-bicycles]

when my friend was like “do you want this bracelet that doesn’t fit me? It has a line from a Catullus poem engraved on it” I was like girl…….WHICH Catullus poem

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

[iamoutofideas]

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

[teaboot]

COLUGOS MY BELOVEDS

I LOVE THIS PLANET SO MUCH

[chamomileharborseal]

colugos are amazing!! there are only two species of them and they’re found in southeast Asia. they may resemble bats, but they’re in their own order (Dermoptera) and their closest relatives are primates!

they’re also sometimes referred to as flying lemurs which is funny because they neither fly nor are lemurs :) they ARE able to glide though, and they eat fruit, leaves, and flowers. their incisors are super cool and have grooves that help them feed and also groom themselves!!! they are so interesting and amazing and more people need to know about them!!!!!!!!

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[dongslinger--420]

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[catchymemes]

[segamascott]

[otteroflore]

alright everyone is being sassy but nobody has brought up the actual reason why scientists are interested in the titanic in the notes

Per wikipedia:

The Titanic was made of steel, presumably to resist corrosion (i mean. thats why boats are made of steel i assume) but even when iron/steel rusts people did not expect to find like. decomposition. bacteria are EATING the titanic.

and there's wood furniture from the titanic that isn't decaying. hell, there are wood ships at the bottom of the ocean that archaeologists study. so the expectation people have for the titanic is not that the steel would decompose at the bottom of the ocean. Even in 100 years, since there are much more ancient preserved wooden ships iirc.

(im not particularly knowledgeable about ships, i just had heard about the science going on around the titanic so i wanted to clarify that on this post for people)

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[sailor-arashi]

The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.

[claraschaos]

Not a marine biologist but biologist enough to weigh in on this. The reason we have iron eating bacteria but not wood eating bacteria at the bottom of the ocean is simple. Hydrothermal vents release a cocktail of different mineral ores into the ocean. And bacteria and other organisms evolved alongside those so they evolved to digest these, like iron or other metal ores

Wood however does not exist at the bottom of the ocean since it basically never sinks down, even when logs are flushed out into the ocean they basically never end up at the ocean floor. So there's no bacteria that evolved to decompose lignin, which is already complex enough to decompose on the surface. And that's why wooden ships or the furniture on the Titanic stay intact for hundreds of years or longer.

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

Okay, but I remember reading a magazine stating that the titanic would basically be gone by now because of the rust eating the ship.

The sister ship HMHS Britannic is still perfectly preserved because of the way it sank, and partly in due to the coral that has grown around it keeping the structure in tact I believe was the reason.

[theminingdwarf]

Coral acting like a living fossil specifically for sunken ships is the coolest thing I've ever heard

[kyraneko]

So lemme get this straight, the Titanic is a whalefall, the Britannic is a biological mummy, and all the wood ships that sink into the deep ocean are preserved incorrupt because nothing can eat them.

Zombie, mummy, lich, respectively.

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[glavilio]

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

[glavilio]

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

[tysonfurybattlepass]

not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id

[beardedmrbean]

[vexwerewolf]

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[elodieunderglass]

Siamese cat coded

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[storm-of-feathers]

we don't credit rebecca sugar enough for making the episode with the first gay wedding in a kids show extremely plot relevant so it could not be skipped or cut.

[emeraldspiral]

#rebecca sugar has gone on record saying that they knew from the beginning they wanted ruby and sapphire and they put every inch of planning#in to make sure that the studio could not take them out. sugar has said they’d compromised on hundreds of things they’d wanted for steven#so that they had the bargaining power specifically to keep ruby and sapphire’s relationship#and a number of ‘filler’ episodes were created just to establish counter-arguments that might come up when they pitched the wedding episode#the one that comes to mind is the episode about steven and connie getting lost in rose’s room steven’s central conflict about liking their#fave book series’ romantic ending was later weaponised when producer’s were like ‘oh but steven’s a boy he won’t be too interested in them#getting married’ sugar was able to be like ‘no. in this episode it’s established he loves romance and specifically weddings. and in these#episodes it’s shown how much steven cares about ruby and sapphire and their relationship and happiness. you cannot convince me this is not#good and necessary plot development#and they wrapped it up in the season finale and the big climactic point of the diamonds finally coming to attack earth to make the#episode integral to the series no skipping it without confusion. and had ruby wear a wedding dress because international censors took#advantage of her design to give her a masculine va#and sugar made certain that everybody knew This was a queer love story that an entire town supported and admired and that any child watchin#it at home would know they are not alone and that that support is waiting for them out there somewhere#sugar sacrificed the wider story they wanted to tell for that and it was a horrible decision to be given but they made the right choice

[cronenburger]

[bbcwhereareyou]

(x)

[beardedmrbean]

[anthropicmoose]

@raccoonmilf I don't trust my raccoon facts from anyone but you

[raccoonmilf]

This fact is true